Supa Fail! versuri

Versuri Cat Kid Comic Club The Musical – Supa Fail! lyrics

[Narrators:]
Weeell, pull up a chair and pop a squat.
Gonna tell y’all a tale, whether you like or not,
‘Bout a little, tiny baby in a diaper, naked and free.
[Supa Fail:]
That’s me.
[Narrators:]
Well, his mama made a cake for to give her son,
‘Cause he lived a year and now he was turnin’ one.
If you wanna know what happened next, just watch and see!

[Mama:]
Son, go fetch me a candle for your birthday cake.
[Supa Fail:]
Sure thing, Mama. I’m helpful.
[Mama:]
Son, now that you’re one, it’s high time I gave you a name. Like „Pickle Head” or „Clam Face”.

[Narrators:]
But every helpful thing he tried
Always somehow went awryy.

[Mama:]
Say, where’d ya get this candle from, son?
[Supa Fail:]
From that pile of sticks marked „Dy-na-mee-tee”.
[Mama:]
„Dy-na-mee-tee”? You mean DYNAMITE?! Aaaaaaaaaah!

[Narrators:]
Holy moly, everything went kaboom!
Zowie wowie, it filled up the whole room!
Birthday cake blew everywhere.
[Mama:]
I got frosting in my hair.
[Narrators:]
He tried to help his mama, but it all went pbt!

[Supa Fail:]
Sowwy, Mama.
[Mama:]
I got a perfet name for you, kid: Supa Fail.
[Supa Fail:]
„Supa Fail”? Wow! Sounds like I’m a hero. I’ll be a helper to the world!

[Narrators:]
So he made a cape out of some old sheet,
Tried to help an old lady get across the street.
[Supa Fail:]
I’m a helpful helper, helps when folks need helpin’!
[Old Lady:]
Buzz off, creep!
[Narrators:]
A bonk on the head was all he got.
[Supa Fail:]
Being helpful is harder than I thought.
[Narrators:]
Then he ran into a fancy guy who was fussin’ and yelpin’.

[Fancy Guy:]
Helfe!
[Supa Fail:]
What’s the problem, mister?
[Fancy Guy:]
Zat old lady stole a toothpick from my restaurant!
[Old Lady:]
Hehehehe!
[Supa Fail:]
I though toothpicks were free.
[Fancy Guy:]
Limi: one per customer. Ahihihi…
[Supa Fail:]
I will stop this crime. I’m helpful!

[Narrators:]
So he tried to his best to stop the old lady,
But she was really fast –even at the age of 80–,
And no matter what he tried, she wouldn’t settle down.
[Old Lady:]
Look!
[Supa Fail:]
Huh?
Stop stealin’, old lady, for crime don’t pay.
[Old Lady:]
You’ll never catch me, I’m gettin’ away!
[Narrators:]
Then he jumped into a fancy car and put the peddle down.

[Fancy Guy:]
Oh no, she is driving away!
[Supa Fail:]
Don’t you worry.

For I know what to do:
I’ll her with this sticky glue!

There, a buncha glue oughta stop her in her tracks.
[Fancy Guy:]
That’s not glue. That’s my jug of supa slippery olive oil!
[Old Lady:]
Owaaaaah!

[Narrators:]
Holy moly, cars are skiddin’ around,
Slip-and-slidin’ on the olive-oil-y ground!
Buses crashin’, skiddin’ tires,
Spininni’ into ‘lectric wires.
Tried to be a helper, but it all went pbt!

[Old Lady:]
Awaaah!

[Narrators:]
And the lady smashed through city hall
And made the hall go pbt!
He bashed up buildings, big and tall,
Until they all went pbt!
The bank went pbt, the bridges pbt,
He park went pbt pbt pbt!
She slammed into a garbage dump
And made it all pbbbt!

[Supa Fail:]
Sowwy for destroyin’ the city, mister,
[Fancy Guy:]
Well, at least things can’t get any worse.
[Old Lady:]
Oh noo, I’m skiddin’ straight into that nuclear bomb factory!
[All:]
Noooooo!!!

[Narrators:]
Holy moly! Holy moly!

[All:]
Holy moly, we’re all floatin’ in space.
[Supa Fail:]
I can’t breath.
[Mama:]
And I canot be on my face.
There’s nothing but chunks of earth.
[Man:]
He’s ruined everything since birth.
[All:]
No one fails like this here kiddo does!
[Fancy Guy:]
Gee, thanks for destroying ze entire world, Supa Fail!
[Supa Fail:]
But look, I saved your toothpick.
[Others:]
Hooray!
[Narrators:]
He tried to be a helper…
[Fancy Guy:]
Thank you, Supa Fail!
[Narrators:]
He tried to be a helper and he fin’lly waaas!
[Supa Fail:]
I’m helpful!
Pbt!