Dennis the Toothbrush Lawyer for Dinosaurs versuri

Versuri Cat Kid Comic Club The Musical – Dennis the Toothbrush Lawyer for Dinosaurs lyrics

[Dennis:]
I spend my days with toothpaste on my bristles.
I move in gentle circles along the gumline.
I clean off plaque and stave off gingivitis,
But I got bigger dreams inside my mind.
‘Cause I know with every molar I clean
I’m meant for more than oral hygiene!

I wanna be a lawyer,
Lawyer for dinosaurs.
I’ll cross-exaime, redirect.
Say I can’t, but I object!
No other questions, hear my plea:
I wanna be
A lawyer for dinosaurs!

So I go to lawyer school and learn to lawyer,
– That was easy! –
Then I get a bunch of springs, and dials, and gears;
And I build a time machine right in my foyer
To go back 67 billion years.
Here I go! Woooah!
When I land, I hear those distant roars.
I’m in the time of dinosaurs!

Hey, there’s one now.
[Iguanodon Mother:]
Help! My son is on trial for MURDER!
[Dennis:]
Murder?
[Iguanodon Mother:]
But he didn’t do it.
[Dennis:]
Don’t worry, I can’t help.
[Iguanadon:]
How? You’re just a toothbrush, you haven’t been invented yet.
[Dennis:]
That’s true.

But I can be your lawyer,
A lawyer for dinosaurs.
Take me to that dino trial,
I’ll represent your big reptile.
It’s all pro bono – that means free.
[Iguanodon Mother:]
Then quick, come with me!

[Triceratops Judge:]
Order in this dinosaur court! Iguanodon Teen, they say you ate a lady’s baby. How do you plead?
[Iguanodon Teen:]
No, I didn’t.
[Triceratops Judge:]
Hm… Well, you look guilty, so I sentence you to Dinosaur Jail.
[Iguanodon Teen:]
Aw maaan!
[Dennis:]
I object!!!
[Triceratops Judge:]
Huh! Who the heck are you?
[Dennis:]
My name is Dennis

And I’m a dino lawyer,
A lawyer for dinosaurs.
No ifs, or ands, or even mayby,
The client did not your baby.
The evidence will set him free.
Take it from me,
A lawyer for dinosaurs!

[Triceratops:]
Oh yeah? How do you know he’s not a baby eater?

[Dennis and (Dino Jury):]
Fact: he’s an iguanodon.
(Yes, yes. Go on, go on!)
Iguanodon’s an herbivore.
(I never heard that word before!)
It means he’s no barbarian,
He’s just a vegetarian!
(Huuuh!)

He only eats vegetables, not babies.
[Triceratops Judge:]
Well, why didn’t you say that before?
[Dinosaurs:]
Yay!

Thank you, Dino Lawyer,
A lawyer for dinosaurs!
The burning sins of sin and dance!
Let’s party down and eat some plants!

[Dennis:]
And afterwards, you can use me to brush your teeth!
[Dinosaurs:]
Hooray!

He’s a toothbrush lawyer,
A lawyer for dinosaurs.
He made his dreams all come true.
[Iguanodon Teen:]
He worked for me,
[Iguanodon Mother:]
And he’ll for you.
[Iguanodon Mother and Teen:]
The best D.A. here in B.C.,
[Dennis:]
And happy to be
[Dennis and Dinosaurs:]
A lawyer… A lawyer…
A lawyer for dinosaurs!!!
[Dennis:]
I rest my case.