My Sister, Naomi versuri

Versuri Cat Kid Comic Club The Musical – My Sister, Naomi lyrics

[Melvin:]
This is a jam about my sister
And the mister who dismissed her.
Dissed her in middle of the fair.
Didn’t seem to care, wasn’t even aware.
Couldn’t even acknowledge that the girl was there.
But there’s more to the story than just the diss.
Let tell you all about my sis!

[Melvin and Ensemble:]
Naomi, Naomi,
Sister and soulmate.
(Soulmate.)
She’s mighty tough,
Don’t take no guff.
All hail – Naomi the Great!

They called it a fair, but it was anything but.
The carnie thought the case was open and shut.
He said:
[Carnie:]
You’re just a little girly,
You can try, but surely,
You’re gonna fail!
Get out a male who’s big and burly!
(Ooh!]
[Melvin:]
So she said „Take this!”, and she showed how to do it.
Picked up the slingshot like there was nothing to it.
Then (Bing bing-a-ty-bang!)
It started ricocheting,
And (Zim zing-a-ty-bang!)
She knew she wasn’t playing.
When it zoomed right at him, he was shakin’ and yellin’,
And then hit him right upside his melon!
[Carnie:]
Aagh!

[Melvin and Ensemble:]
Naomi, Naomi,
Sister and soulmate.
(Soulmate.)
She’s mighty tough,
Don’t take no guff.
All hail!

[Melvin:]
And as he was falling, crying bawling.
[Carnie:]
I want my mommy!
[Melvin:]
Is what he was calling.
He thought he knew it all,
Thought the girl was small,
Didn’t stop to cop the deeper meaning it all.
(Hmm.)
From that day forth, he would proclaim
That she put him to shame, leaving him lame,
Never the same.
‘Cause the best dame in the game
Came from a dame who was untamed,
Bringing the flame,
Winning acclaim to fame.
What’s here name?

[Melvin and Ensemble:]
Naomi, Naomi,
Sister and soulmate.
(Soulmate.)
She’s mighty tough,
Don’t take no guff.
All hail – Nao-o-o-o-o-… Naomi!

[Naomi, (Melvin and Ensemble):]
Well, I guess I got no choice.
You gonna hand me a mic, I’m gonna raise my voice.
(Naomi!)
I’m like an amphibian goddess,
‘Cause I’m smart, and I’m cute and incredibly modest.
(Naomo!)
Bringin’ the fight when things are not.
(Naomi!)
Sparkling bright up in the spotlight.
(Naomi!)
So great, (Naomi!) No lie.
Never underestimate the N-A-O-M-I!

[Melvin and Ensemble:]
Naomi, Naomi,
Sister and soulmate.
(Soulmate.)
She’s mighty tough,
Don’t take no guff.
[Melvin:]
Yeah, there ain’t nobody greater. It’s time to celebrate her,
‘Cause my sister’s a fighter, and I’ll fighting beside
[Melvin and Ensemble:]
Without fail, that’s the tale.
[Melvin:]
All hail
(All hail
All hail)
[Melvin and Ensemble:]
Naomi the Great!