Chubbs McSpiderbutt versuri

Versuri Cat Kid Comic Club The Musical – Chubbs McSpiderbutt lyrics

[Various:]
– Well, here’s a muscleman
(Yea-eah!)
– With an awesome van!
(Yea-eah!)
– He’s wearin’ pleather pants!
(Yea-eah!)
– He likes to disco daaance!
(Oooh!)

Yeah, he’s manly dude
(Yea-eah!)
With an attitude!
(Yea-eah!)
He’s got a manly strut!
(Yea-eah!)
But what about his butt?
(Ohhh!)

[Chubbs:]
Ooh,
Thanks for askin’ about my butt.
It’s normal as can be.
My butt is regular like a standard
That you get ordinarily!

I’m gonna sit on this appa tree
And hope no bug starts bitin’ on me!

Owchies! Wha-… Hey, you bit my butt!
[Jake:]
Sowwy.
[Chubbs:]
Whad’ya do that for, spider?
[Jake:]
My name’s Jake. And you sat down on me, soo… we’re even, pal.

[Chubbs:]
Ugh, that’s just great.
Now you’ve filled my butt with your spider venom juice.
[Jake:]
I think it’s worse than that.
You’ve got spider legs growin’ out of your caboose!

[Chubbs:]
Whaat? Wha-… Ah! Ah! Ah!

[Jake:]
You’ve got legs like
(Yea-eah!)
Where the sun don’t shine!
And hairy leggy shoots
Are comin’ out your glutes!
Ooh!

[Chubbs:]
Ooh maan, what am I supposed to do now?
[Jake:]
You could be… a superhero!
[Chubbs:]
Hey, that’s a great idea. Thanks, Jake.

Now, the world will never be the same
And everyone will know my name!

[Chubbs, Jake and Ensemble:]
Chubbs McSpiderbutt!
[Chubbs:]
That’s re-al name, it’s just a weird coincidence.
[Chubbs, Jake and Ensemble:]
Chubbs McSpiderbutt,
Defender of the world!
Butt butt! Butt butt! A-booty-booty!
Butt butt! Spiderbutt! A-booty-booty!

[Jake:]
Can I be your sidekick, Chubbs?
[Chubbs:]
You bet, little buddy. Now all we need are some bad guys to battle
[Dr.Pasty McSprinkles:]
Muahahahaha!
[Chubbs:]
Who the heck are you?
[Dr. Pasty McSprinkles:]
It is I, Dr. Pasty McSprinkles, supreme leader of the Not Very Nice Club. We’re here to say rude and hurt people feelings. Hehehe! Meet my supah evil henchworm, Scott.
[Scott:]
Hello, friend.
[Dr.Pasty McSprinkles:]
Don’t be nice to them, Scott, we’re the Not Very Nice Club.
[Scott:]
Oh yeah, I forgor.
[Dr.Pasty McSprinkles:]
Whooah, what happened to your butt?

[Chubbs:]
I sat down on that little stump
[Jake:]
And now he’s got an arachni-rump!

[Chubbs, Jake and Ensemble:]
Chubbs McSpiderbutt!
[Chubbs:]
I made a dud, but I’m a superhero now!
[Chubbs, Jake and Ensemble:]
Chubbs McSpiderbutt,,
A warrior for peace!

[Dr.Pasty McSprinkles:]
Hahaha! Oh maan, it’s going to be so easy to make of you. And now, we shall proceed with our merciless taunting,

You guys look real weird!
Ooh!
Bet you smell weird too!
Ooh!
[Scott:]
Oh yeah!
Like fresh strawberries in the morning dew!

[Dr. Pasty McSprinkles:]
Scott!
[Scott:]
Yeah?
[Dr. Pasty McSprinkles:]
Stop saying nice things.
[Scott:]
Oh right. I forgor.

[Dr. Pasty McSprinkles:]
I bet you’re bad at checkers!
Ooh!
And wear socks with sandals!
Ooh!
[Scott:]
Yeah.
And you’ve probably got lovely table manners
At restaurants wih fancy candles.

[Dr. Pasty McSprinkles:]
Scott!
[Scott:]
What?
[Dr.Pasty McSprinkles:]
We’ve been over thid: if you want to be in this club, you need to focus!
[Scott:]
Alright. I’ll try.

Your breath is really stinky!
[Dr.Pasty McSprinkles:]
That’s perfect! Now say to them, not to me.
[Scott:]
His breath is really stinky!
[Dr.Pasty McSprinkles:]
SCO-OTT!
[Chubbs:]
All you bad guys best beware
‘Cause I fight for justice with my derrière!

[Ensemble:]
Will the bad guys finally win?
(Haah!)
Will our heroes get their feelings hurt?
(Haah!)
Will Scott learn how to be rude?
(Haah!)
Will Chubbs finally wear a shirt!

[Jake:]
Find out in the next exciting chapter of….

[All:]
Chubbs McSpiderbutt!
[Chubbs:]
Spider legs are comin’ out my leather jeans!
[All:]
Chubbs McSpiderbutt,
The spider feast(?) of man!
Butt butt! Butt butt! A-booty-booty!
Butt butt! Spiderbutt! A-booty-booty!
Rump rump! Hiny hiny! Tooshie tooshie!
Bum bum! Derrière! Patootie-tootie!
Chubbs, Chubbs, Chubbs,
McSpiderbutt!