Would You Like Something Hot After Dinner? versuri

Would You Like Something Hot After Dinner? lyrics by The Tommy Lasorda Experience

I’m a friend of the earth, a conservationist true
I preach about water resources in everything I do
But there’s a little secret, a confession to make
My eco-friendly stance is a bit of a fake
Cause I don’t shower often, maybe twice a week at best
I use water conservation to put my hygiene to the test
I tell my friends it’s noble, a sacrifice I must bear
But really I’m just lazy and there’s cobwebs in my hair
Yeah!
Did you shower this week?
My roommate will inquire
My answer in the affirmative makes me a liar
I’ll mumble something about droughts
And the polar ice caps
When the truth is I just really don’t feel like taking a bath
I don’t shower often maybe once a week at best
I use water conservation to put my neighbors to the test
I tell people it’s noble, a cross I must fear
But really I’m just lazy and there’s chalk dust in my hair
L’ve got the perfect excuse for every single day
I got my water bill, but I forgot to pay
Getting in the shower really is a pain
The best I can do is go outside in the rain
Cause I don’t shower often, maybe twice a month at best
I use water conservation to put my hygiene to the test
I tell my friends it’s noble, a sacrifice I must bear
But really I’m just lazy and there’s semen in my hair
So if you’re in the elevator and there’s a pungent smell
Just remember my mission, saving water so well
But keep us at distance, maybe hold your breath a while
I expect my commitment to go on for quite a while
It’s gross, I know
Sorry, l’ve done that way too many times