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Please Sign Us To A Major Label. Please Please Please. lyrics by The Tommy Lasorda Experience

Someone please sign them – I’d really like my couch back

We’re a band that’s been grinding it
For many years on end
We think our music’s good, but no one’s listening
And our label tries to pay us in
Beer and cigarettes

Please sign us to a major label
We’re getting sick of Ramen noodles
Panhandling for gas money to get to our shows
We can’t stress enough that our label really blows

We’ve played birthday parties for 50 bucks
We play for free at the local Mason’s lodge
Our label ridiculously overproducеs our music
We’ve got staples in our fingеrs from posting flyers

Please sign us to a major label
We’re getting sick of Ramen noodles
Please help us stop selling our plasma
We can’t stress enough that our label really sucks

Universal, Sony or Warner would be perfectly fine
We’ll sign a contract, 7 albums for 200 bucks
Our bass player’s kind of cute, this band will sell itself
Because the way we’re doing it now is really awful

Please sign us to a major label
We’re getting sick of Ramen noodles
Word of mouth just isn’t working
We can’t stress enough that our label really bites

We’re on the verge of quitting and getting third jobs
Come on Elektra, you’ll sign anyone and everyone
Collecting cans and bottles is really getting old
And our label has about 4 dollars in the bank

Sign us?
Please?
Please?