Rappin’ Roast 2: Roast These Hoes versuri

Versuri The Cast of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars, Season 11 – Rappin’ Roast 2: Roast These Hoes lyrics

[Hook]
Here comes the bass, bitch
Here comes the show
Throw on some gas ‘cause they getting smoked
I’m gonna roast these hoes
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these hoes
(First up)
I’m gonna roast these hoes
(It’s Joey Jay)
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these

[Verse 1: Joey Jay]
This gay-ass bitch ‘bout to total these hoes
Read me ‘cause I’m gay?
Bitch, I shit rainbows
No one took the crown, not a single title holder
Shuga Cain, can you move?
All I see is them shoulders
Bleached blond, bad built Buick of the bitches
On fumes, broken down, getting pulled out of the ditches
Big back, paddy whack, give that bitch a muzzle
AARP, Metamucil by the guzzle
Jazzy, don’t laugh, she’s giving cliffhanger
The mug is giving fish, angler
You tried to do a flip, but you did a flop
Kennedy, slow down, I think I heard your hip pop
Sam Star, going for mess
Trying to read me in a borrowed dress
My time is up, I hope I won’t be missed
Ru, serious question, who the fuck is this?

[Hook]
Here comes the bass, bitch
Here comes the show
Throw on some gas ‘cause they getting smoked
I’m gonna roast these hoes
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these hoes
(Next up)
I’m gonna roast these hoes
(Jasmine Kennedie)
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these

[Verse 2: Jasmine Kennedie]
Jasmine Kennedie, back again
This time with a little more estrogen
Leaving none for these girls like we got ‘em in a habit
This is my moment, time to let these bitches have it
Davenport, what’s your claim to fame?
Fourth time around, haven’t won the game
We all heard the trade didn’t like the session
Keep your good eye on me, baby, learn a lesson
„Gay-ass bitch”? More like „bitch-ass gay”
Straight-up flop, it’s Joey Jay
Heard you’re a top, just not on the race
Out of 13 girls, you got 12th place
Sam, great gowns, beautiful gowns
Just a shame they’re Trinity’s hand-me-downs
Never had a sweet tooth, ha, neither has Ru
Shuga and Hershii, it’s chocolate, boo

[Hook]
Here comes the bass, bitch
Here comes the show
Throw on some gas ‘cause they getting smoked
I’m gonna roast these hoes
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these hoes
(Here she go)
I’m gonna roast these hoes
(Kennedy Davenport)
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these

[Verse 3: Kennedy Davenport]
Child, it’s always the girls
Mama Ru, I ain’t playing with these bitches
Call up PETA, I’ma beat up
‘Cause I’m slaying all you bitches
Chocolate? No, it ain’t Hershey’s, flop
Whatcha packin’, Porkchop?
Jasmine, I’m the only Kennedy
Bitch, you ain’t no kin of me
Just my mini me
Brains? No. Body? I guess
But I must confess
Bitch, you look a mess, next
Sam Star, it’s not a dream
Lost last season wearing your mama’s things
Without Season 7, there wouldn’t be 17
Like Joey Jay, the filler queen
Had high hopes for the rest of this cast
But just as I thought, trash
I know Spice had a twin
Who the fuck is this booger?
‘Cause what the hell happened to Shuga?

[Hook]
Here comes the bass, bitch
Here comes the show
Throw on some gas ‘cause they getting smoked
I’m gonna roast these hoes
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these hoes
(Get ready)
I’m gonna roast these hose
(It’s Hershii LiqCour-Jeté)
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these

[Verse 4: Hershii LiqCour-Jeté]
Now, Mama Ru, we need to have a conversation
Is this a competition or a vacation?
The girls here are looking real bizarre
So let’s get it started with these chocolate bars
Girl, Joey Jay finally put on a wig
First gay contestant or just a British cig?
And you can’t read Shug in this age of politics
‘Cause you know what they say: „Protect the bricks”
Now, Jasmine, this one’s gon’ be similar
You’re going halfway, and then no one remembers ya (Going home)
Sam’s cute, but she’s still gotta go
Have you seen her in a battle?
Sis performs like I sew (Oops)
Kennedy likes to dance and buck
But always runner-up, and it must really suck
Auntie is the oldest, but I ain’t alarmed
I’m about to send her packing
Fourth time won’t be the charm

[Hook]
Here comes the bass, bitch
Here comes the show
Throw on some gas ‘cause they getting smoked
I’m gonna roast these hoes
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these hoes
(Next up, y’all)
I’m gonna roast these hoes
(Shuga Cain)
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these

[Verse 5: Shuga Cain]
I was gonna be nice, but y’all poked the queen
Now it’s reads and rhymes, I’m a roast machine
So buckle up, divas, I’m serving pain
No, this ain’t dessert, this is death by Shuga Cain
Joey’s first, yeah, we get it, she’s gay
But I think it’s time we pray the Jay away
Jasmine, hi, so glad you’re here
A moment of silence, hey, just like your career
Kennedy bucks and flips with grace
She’ll do anything to keep you from seeing her face
Y’all look confused, that’s not Trinity the Tuck
That’s Sam Star, in her mom’s old stuff
Hershii’s drag, sweet like a snack
Or is her/she serving it/that?
Shug’s so nice, yeah, what’s she gonna say?
Joke’s on you, I could do this all day

[Hook]
Here comes the bass, bitch
Here comes the show
Throw on some gas ‘cause they getting smoked
I’m gonna roast these hoes
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these hoes
(Let’s wrap it up)
I’m gonna roast these hoes
(With Sam Star)
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these

[Verse 6: Sam Star]
I’m ‘bout to roast these hoes in my country-ass accent
Try it with me, they won’t make it out the bracket
Points to the board, I got another basket
I’m killin’ these hoes, Ru, better get a casket
Jasmine, sure, her moves pack a punch
But her mug is so hard, I call her Captain Crunch
Shuga is more filler than a fast-food patty
Looks are giving broke, Shuga need a sugar daddy
Joey really thinks his looks are grand
But he’s giving watered-down, go and irrigate the land
Hershii on deck, stepping up to bat
But wait a minute, y’all, who the hell is that?
Kennedy’s back, I’m really confused
Ru slept on you twice, still ‘bout to hit snooze
My name is Sam, been a star from the start
Good luck keeping up, girls, bless your heart

[Hook]
Here comes the bass, bitch
Here comes the show
Throw on some gas ‘cause they getting smoked
I’m gonna roast these hoes
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these
Here comes the bass, bitch
Here comes the show
Throw on some gas ‘cause they getting smoked
I’m gonna roast these hoes
I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna roast these hoes