Welcome to Schultz’s Market / What’s New (Reprise) versuri

Versuri That's Show Biz! & Larry Ellis feat. George Hall, Ann Benson, Kellie Brytt, Joy France – Welcome to Schultz's Market / What's New (Reprise) lyrics

[“Welcome to Schultz’s Market”]

[All / Sung]
Welcome to Schultz’s Market,
At the corner of Main and Brown —
Where housewives all gather
Because they would rather
Pay more for the best meat in town.

[Larry Ellis as “Rex Roast”]
Take me! I used to be a nothing; (Nothing!)
Indeed, an ordinary meat — (Meat!)
Till Schultz dressed me up in Prime-Wrap, (Prime-Wrap!)
And now I can’t be beat!

I’m Rex Roast, (He’s Rex Roast!)
And I’m good enough to eat! (Good enough…)
Good enough to eat! (Good enough to eat!)

[Joy France as “Brigitte Burger”]
My name is Brigitte Burger;
I’m fresh as I can be…
But Prime-Wrap keeps the gentlemen
From fooling ‘round with me!
Prime-Wrap’s zee great creation! Whoo!
It always keeps zee colors so bright!
It seals me in so snugly,
I always taste just right!

Next time you eat a burger,
Remember, one and all,
Zee Frenchmen, zey love Prime-Wrap —
Except for Charles de Gaulle!

[All]
Hey!

[Ann Benson as “Patti Pork Chop”]
I told my heart that, someday,
Some cook would come along
And take me in his arms and sing
A crazy pork-chop song.
And since I’m dressed in Prime-Wrap,
I know I’ll find that man
Who’ll put me in his penthouse
And his fryin’ pan!

[George Hall as “Teddy T-Bone”]
Oh, I was born on a Texas plain,
Raised up right, on Texas grain,
Traveled north with some Texas men,
And ended up in a livestock pen.

Yippy-i-oh! Yippy-i-…

[Spoken]
I cain’t never remember that next line…

[Others / Whispered]
”Yay!”

[George Hall as “Teddy T-Bone” / Sung]
Yippy-i-yay!

Oh, here I am, in my Prime-Wrap duds,
Bein’ served with beans and spuds!
Life sure seems to be mighty strange:
I’m endin’ up “home on the range!”

Yippy-i-oh!

[Spoken]
Everybody, join in!

[Sung]
Yippy-i-…

[Others / Shouted]
”Yay!”

[All / Sung]
Yippy-i-yay!

[Kellie Brytt as “Charlene Chicken”]
My father was a rooster,
My mother was a hen,
My brother is a capon…
And he’ll never crow again!
Oh, I’m Charlene Chicken,
And Prime-Wrap’s what I’ve got.

[Others]
What she’s got, what she’s got, oh, what she’s got.

[Kellie Brytt as “Charlene Chicken”]
And I’m the reason, fellas,
Why your broiler goes to pot!

[Woman / Spoken]
Sell it, baby!

[Kellie Brytt as “Charlene Chicken”]
I used to be so lonely;
The phone would never ring —
But since I’m dressed in Prime-Wrap
It goes “ting-a-ling-a-ling!”
I’m Charlene Chicken;
In Prime-Wrap, I’m a treat!

[Others]
She’s a treat, she’s a treat, oh, what a treat!

[Kellie Brytt as “Charlene Chicken”]
And I’m the reason, fellas,
Why the rooster crossed the street!

[“What’s New” (Reprise)]

[All / Sung]
Hey, what’s new? Prime-Wrap is new!
New on the market,
And all new for you!
Prime-Wrap is so new and so great,
Other wraps are made out-of-date!

Hey, what’s new?
Prime-Wrap is new!

[Kellie Brytt as “Charlene Chicken” / Spoken]
Chicken!

[Ann Benson as “Patti Pork Chop”]
And pork chops!

[All / Sung]
And hamburger, too!
Prime-Wrap is so new and so great,
Other wraps are made out-of-date!

Precision-made, so you would never guess
That magic such as this could cost you less!
And even more, it seals without a fuss!

[Larry Ellis]
Take it from me!

[All]
Take it from us!

It’s all new! Prime-Wrap is new!
New on the market,
And waiting for you!
Your meat looks delightfully real
When it’s Prime-Wrap making the seal!
All-new Goodyear Prime-Wrap!