I Thought I Farted but I Shit versuri

Versuri Jeremiah Perez – I Thought I Farted but I Shit lyrics

Headed down to the coast
Ridin’ shotgun in the Jeep
There’s a bubble in my belly and I hope it’s really smelly
I can feel it start to creep
So I lean to my right
‘Cause my cheeks were kinda tight
As I push a little bit, I think like lit
I thought I farted but I shit

I thought I farted but I shit
And now it’s squishy when I sit
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack
I thought I farted but I shit

Damn, I hate it when I shart
I can’t even trust a fart
Tried to give a little toot, now there’s caca in my shoot
I thought I farted but I shit

I thought I farted but I shit
And now it’s squishy when I sit
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack
I thought I farted but I shit

I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack
I thought I farted but I shit
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack
I thought I farted but I shit