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[Harold and George:]
Dog Man the Musical!
[George:]
Umm… how do we start?
[Harold:]
Uh, we start… a the beginning. You start writing and I’ll set the scene.
„Scene 1: It was the best of scenes. It was the first of scenes.
It was a scene with scenery. It was the scenery of… a city.
It was a city full of tall buildings, and taxes, and fire hydrants, and trash cans,
And – most important of all – singing people!

[Citizens:]
This is called the opening number,
It’s the very first of the show.
It’s fast and snappy.
It’s a musical type of hello.
Hello!

We’re citizens of this city,
It’s a place where nothing ever goes wrong.
And if you ask me „Could it?”,
I’ll answer „Hey, why would it?”
While we’re singing such a happy song!

Sooo, let’s all sing this opening number,
and slap on a smile and have fun.
Woohoo!
‘Cause the status is quo,
And as numbers go,
This opening number is number one!

[Petey:]
Gimme that!
[Lady:]
Hey, you can’t steal that! That’s stealin’!
[Petey:]
Well, there’s crime where that came from. Muahahahaha!
[Lady:]
Who the heck are you anyway?
[Petey:]
That’s a great question. And it deserves a musical answer

[Petern and (Citizens)]
I… am… your nightmare to life.
(Nooo!)
I am a nasty piece of work.
(Nooo!)
I will insult your ugly wife.
(Whyyy?)
‘Cause I’m a total jerk.
(Total jerk!)

I’m an evil scoundrel kitty,
Causing endless allergies,
Here to terrorize the city
And bring its people to their knees!

I’m Petey!
(He’s Petey!)
I’m Petey!
(Scary Petey!)
Being evil is my game,
And I’m anything but tame!
You will shiver at the mention of my name!
I’m Petey!
Now scram!
(Aaah!)
Muahahahaha!