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Versuri Dog Man The Musical – Evil ABC's lyrics

[Petey and (Li’l Petey):]
Hey, what do you say we learn our Evil ABC’s?
(Okay.)
Listen closely.

A is for „Annihilation”.
B is the „Bombs” that go boom boom.
C is for…
(Candy.)
– Close -… „Carnage”.
D is for „Impending Doom”!

E is for „Evil Laughter”.
Muahahahaha!
F is for…
(„Friends”, like Dog Man!)
No!
F is for the „Fury Inside”

(He’s furry on the outside)
Not „Furry”, „Fury”!

(G is ‘cause He’s such a „Good” doggy.)
Focus now.
H is for „Homicide”.

I is for „Injustice”.
(„I” like Dog Man.)
J is for my „Jaded” soul!
(The way he „Jumps” and „Jokes” so „Joyously”!)
K is for my „Killer Instincts”.
(K is for „Kindness”.)
L is for „Lethal”.
(And the „Love” he shows to meee!)

Would you stop talking about Dog Man?! Ahem.

M is „Mu-ti-la-tion”.
N’s for „Nemesis” or „Nemeses”.
And O…
(„Oh” how I miss Dog man!)
And P…
(P! That’s what he does on trees!

Q is for his „Qteness”.)
Quit it!
(R’s for „Ruff ruff ruff!”)
Really?
(S is his „Silliness”.
And T’s for…)
That’s enough!

(You can spell many ways,
But he’s a V.I.P.
He’s W Xtra cool.)
Why?
(Why! It’s not so hard to Z
That Dog Man…
Yes, Dog Man…
No matter how you spell it
I just wanna yell it!
Yes, Dog Man’s the bestest friend to meee!)

Well, that went well.