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Versuri Dog Man The Musical – Dog Man lyrics

[Nurse Genie S.:]
Hey, why don’t we sew the dog’s head onto the cop’s body?
[Doctor and Other Nurse:]
Huuuh!
[Doctor:]
I’ve heard a lot of sick ideas in my time, but yours… is the greatest idea I ever heard! Let’s do this!
[All Three:]
Yay!

[Doctor:]
We took the head of a dog
And the body of cop.
(Cop, cop, cop, cop…)
[Nurse Genie S.:]
We were messin’ with nature,
[Doctor:]
But nobody said stop!
(Stop, stop, stop, stop,)

We sewed a dog head on a cop bod.
We were scientists who were playing God!
[All Three:]
Got a cop frame and a dog brain.
Kinda souns wrong, even… insane!

He opened his eyes.
(Ah ah ah!)
He’s silent and sallow.
(Ah ah ah!)
[Other Nurse:]
Is he dog?
[Nurse Genie S.:]
Is he man?
[Doctor:]
Only one thing to call him:

He’s a
[All Three:]
Dog Man!
He’s better that he was.
His head is fuzzy, but his body is the fuzz!
Dog man!
[Doctor:]
Just look at him!
[All Three and (Dog Man)
Part dog, part man,
All hero! (Ruh ruh ruhwoo!)

[Ensemble and (Dog Man):]
Who’s a good cop? Who’s a good cop?
(Arooh?)
He’s a good cop! Such a good cop!
(Row!)
Knick-knack patty wack.
Give that dog a bone, jack!
So back! Whiggidy-whack!
Body like Coljack!

[Harold:]
And soon… a brand-new crime fighting sensation was unleashed.

[Man:]
And so, he took to the streets
(Took to the streets!)
He was workin’ for the force.
(Force, force, force, force.)
He had a nose for justice.
[Lady:]
And for other things, of course.

[Man:]
Stop sniffin’ my butt!

[George and Harold:]
With his dog sense and cop body,
He could catch crooks who were
[All:]
Bein’ naughty.

[Petey:]
Rats! I unwittingly createst the greatest cop of ever! Well, come in, Dog Man! You’ll never take me!

[Tussle issues]

[Esemble:]
Then he caught Petey by his cat tail,
Threw that burglar into Cat Jail!

[Petey:]
No!
(Yeah!)

My villainous plan,
How could anyone foil it?
[Various:]
– He’s a star!
– He’s a dream!
– He just drank from my toilet.

[Ensemble:]
He’s a Dog Man!
He’s such a perfect blend.
As dog and man, he’s his own best friend!
He’s a Dog Man!
Just look at him!
Part pooch, part guy,
All he-…!

[Lady:]
Help! Someone’s steling the little plastic treasure chests from all the fish tanks in the city!
(Huh!)
What kind of monster commit such a totally insignificant crime?!
[Flippy:]
It is I, Flippy!
(Flippy?)
Look upon this fishy face of evil!
[Chief:]
You’re no match for Dog Man!

[Ensemble:]
Who’s a good cop? Who’s a good cop?
Who?
[Flipppy:]
You’ll have to catch me first, „Canine Crusader”!
[Chief:]
Sick him, boy!
[Dog Man:]
Arooh!
[Ensemble and (Dog Man):]
He’s a good cop! Such a good cop!

Oh Dog Man, you’re our only hope.
Dog Man, we’re at the end of our rope!
Catch hat evil fishy tyrant,
Don’t stop for no fire hydrant!

He’s on the run, ever slowin’
(Huff huff huff huff!)
Ran up the mountain where it was snowin’!
(Arr arooh!)

[Flippy:]
Nooo! This cold temperature is freezing the water in my bow-ow-owl!

[Ensemble:]
And in that freezing mountain paradise,
He put that rotten fish on ice!

[Flippy:]
I’ll get you, Dog Man, if it’s the last thing I…
[Man:]
Flippy is frozen!
[Ensemble:]
Hooray! You did!

He saves us all from the clutches of death!
[Various:]
– What a prize!
– What a joy!
– What is up with your breath?

[Ensemble and (Dog Man):]
He’s a Dog Man!
He’s the cop that we need!
He’s a one-man mutt, he’s a brand-new breed!
He’s a Dog Man!
Just look at him go!
He’s part dog, part man,
ALL HERO! (Ruh ruhrooh!)
ALL HERO! (Ruh ruh ruhroo!)
ALL…
[Chief and (Dog Man):]
Here, boy!
(Ruff ruff!)
No – wait! Stop! No, no! Down, boy! Down! Get offa me! Stop!
Bad doggy!
[Ensemble:]
ALL HERO!