Archie the Dropshipper versuri

Versuri Xploshi – Archie the Dropshipper lyrics

I am Archie, the dropshipper
I know where deals are found
I’m the one who made Labubus a thing
And now they’re all in the ground

I’m always on the lookout
For trash that might impress
Grannies and tykes love buying the shite
That I score on AliExpress

A lava lamp that’s missing its blobs
A Pomni plush with no eyes
Boxes of stock for pennies and rocks
The poor reviews are all lies

A gaming mug for your teenage boy
An asbestos pillow for the wife
I lost my crypto wallet
So dropshipping became my life

I am Archie, the dropshipper
The mark up’s worth the price
Have a look at this, you won’t get syphilis
‘Cause it was tested on laboratory mice

I am Archie, the dropshipper
My nan blocked me on Skype
I sold her a box of oranges
I really thought they were ripe

I am Archie, ex-homeowner
My mortgage on the rise
I struggle to brush my teeth every day
Without tears in my eyes

I am Archie, ex-inventor
My heart’s a deep, deep hole
By singing this song on youtube.com
I’ve violated my parole

I am Archie, still a father
My son comes round on weekends
Yesterday he looked me dead in the eyes
And asked if I still have friends

I am Archie, I’ve got nothing
I live on mouldy loaves
Support my struggling business
Or I’ll have to sell my clothes