The Grinch Song, Uncensored. versuri
Wizards with Guns
Versuri Wizards with Guns – The Grinch Song, Uncensored. lyrics
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You’re a fugly piece of shit
You bring bendy straws to bathrooms
‘Cause you like the taste of piss, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn’t suck your dick if it was dipped in honey and could cure cancer
Also, you have no dick!
You’re a dipshit, Mr. Grinch
Even babies want you dead
You’ve never brought home a woman
‘Cause you’re scared you’ll wet the bed, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
„Bitch, dumpster, bitch!”
You’re poor, Mr. Grinch
You can’t afford the bus
You’re deathly allergic to treenuts
And your exact address is this, Mr. Grinch:
1482 Mount Crumpet Boulevard, Whoville, Michigan
I mailed your bitch-ass a bag of nuts!
Let’s just address that you are inbred, Mr. Grinch
You don’t know how to read
I cannot stress enough
How much you love to suck down pee, Mr. Grinch
According to an anonymous poll with a sample size of over three-thousand Whos
Who were asked to rank you on a scale from one to a hundred
Based on traits such as
Likability, general odor, and physical attractiveness
The highest number we got was three!
