Holidays Gone Crazy versuri

Holidays Gone Crazy lyrics by Wee Hairy Beasties

When the tooth fairy leaves an egg
And the Easter bunny hides money
Halloween is May 15th
And New Year’s Eve is warm and sunny

It’ll be your birthday everyday
But your cake will taste like candles
When goldfish walk on chicken legs
And treasure chests ain’t got no handles

It could happen, it could happen
But it probably won’t
Do you wanna fly on a pizza pie with me
Please don’t say that you don’t

Pancake Day was yesterday
It’s doughnut day tomorrow
And moon pie day is on its way
With macaroni cheese day soon to follow

It could happen, it could happen
Please don’t say it won’t
Holidays gone crazy
Doing anything that thеy want

Neil Armstrong on the moon
Grabs a slice of moon cheesе
Takes a hoagie back to Buzz Aldrin
But he can’t find his room keys

It was one giant sandwich for a man
A tiny snack for mankind

Buzz, Buzz, he fell asleep
While he was watching TV
Snoozing in his silver spacesuit
Shh, let’s not wake him

Come on, you moon men

Buzz, Buzz, don’t wake him up
He’s not being lazy
He’s on his lunar vacation
Holidays gone crazy

It could happen, it could happen
But it probably won’t
Do you wanna fly on a pizza pie with me
Please don’t say that you don’t

Yeah, holidays gone crazy now
Doing anything that they want