The Little Mammoth (English Version) versuri

Versuri Unos Panas Ahi – The Little Mammoth (English Version) lyrics

Small little mammoth wanted to smoke.
He tried and he tried, but he couldn’t smoke.
A dog, his buddy, wanted to help,
So he gave the mammoth a thousand cigarettes.
And what happened?
Cancer!
Little mammoth got cancer!
Cancer!
Little mammoth got cancer!
Small little mammoth wanted to drink.
He tried and he tried, but he couldn’t drink.
A bear, his buddy, wanted to help,
So he gave the mammoth a hundred gallons of beer.
Alright, and what happened?
Cirrhosis!
Little mammoth got cirrhosis!
Cirrhosis!
Little mammoth got cirrhosis!
Small little mammoth wanted to get laid.
He tried and he tried, but he couldn’t get laid.
A donkey, his buddy, wanted to help,
So with a hundred prostitutes, the mammoth got laid.
Oh, and what happened?
AIDS!
Little mammoth got AIDS!
AIDS!
Little mammoth got AIDS!
Small little mammoth wanted to get high.
He tried and he tried, but he couldn’t get high.
A cat, his friend, wanted to help,
So he let him try ten lines of cocaine.
And what happened?
Overdose!
Little mammoth overdosed!
Overdose!
Little mammoth overdosed!
No, what happened? What happened? What happened? He died? He died?
He died!
Little mammoth died!
He died!
Little mammoth died!
He died!
Little mammoth died!
He died!
Little mammoth died!
Die, die, die, die!