facts of Jonathan versuri

facts of Jonathan lyrics by theliqykid

Can’t believe you follow your dreams, you won’t be able to get anyone so it seems

Everyone calls you J P Diddy for a reason, know wonder you dont have any smarts cause your brain is keeps on freezin

You probably got 1 percent grades in the class called math, you can’t even make any music for rap

Look at those crocs they are so brown and green, got roasted by your least favourite teacher 2 times before you could sing

Why are you always bringing a ski mask, can’t even learn to fight cause then your bones might fract

Now lets go back to that ski mask thing, look at the quеstion and come back here causе your face and rap are really losing

Your feet probably are the most smelly thing on earth, what you gonna do start humping your child after your girlfriend gave birth

Really can’t believe you johny cause your really messed up, even when your trying to get Bella your always out of luck

I can already tell how your futures gonna be, all the girls you ask out are just gonna say no and tell you to leave

How many cereals you get a day jpd, and dont tell me emilys kicks hurt you that much you flippin flee

Why do you have holes in your socks all the time, the only rizz line you probably use is ” your half fine and your half mine „

Now goodbye jpdiddy dont mess with any kids, i believe both of your parents also think your rigged