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Heroes lyrics by The Melniks

When I was a little boy
Sitting in my little bedroom
I had lots and lots and lots and
Lots and lots of heroes in my world
I thought that they were all
Really quite wonderful
Better than even anything

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Uh-huh, uh-huh

When I was a little boy
And everyone I knew was on TV
I used to dream about joining them
And living in Bedrock or castaway
On an uncharted desert isle
And eat coconuts all day

Now I’m grown up and I can see
My heroes are really quite ordinary
And didn’t you know that Gidget was frigid
And Maxwell Smart was a silly old fart
The Jetsons wore Stetsons
And lookеd really daggy
The Monkees werе junkies
And Gomer Pyle was a pedophile
Aunty Jack was hooked on smack
And Gilligan was just a hopeless case

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When I was a little boy
Sitting in my little wheelchair
I used to think that I was Superman
Or swimming in a cement pond
With Elly May and Jethro too
Or flying in the sky with Sister Bertrille

But now I’m grown up and I know the nun can’t fly
And Elly May and Jethro cannot swim
Oh, and didn’t you know that Gidget was frigid
And Maxwell Smart was a silly old fart
The Jetsons wore Stetsons
And looked really daggy
The Monkees were junkies
And Gomer Pyle was a pedophile
Aunty Jack was hooked on smack
And Gilligan was just a hopeless case
Gidget was frigid
And Maxwell Smart was a silly old fart
Skippy was tripping
And singing the 60 Minutes theme
The Monkees were junkies
And Gomer Pyle was a pedophile
And Yabba-Dabba-Doo Fred you-know-who
Was a drug pusher and a child molester
And he had a weight problem

A-wait-wait-wait
A-wait for me, I won’t be long
I just have to sing my song
Then I’ll be hurrying on back to you
And we can be heroes together