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To Bed ! Too Bad… lyrics by The Edible Toadstool Orchestra

Sandman has passed but I can’t close my eyes
Something wicked is here tonight
Switch on the lights !
Needless to call your mummy !

I must be dead, or at least exhausted
I pull the blanket over my head
I’m afraid !
Your cries are silence to me !

I can be any thing
Your mind decides
Oh wait, poor thing
I’m hidden just behind
The cupboard door
Warming up my roar
Claws scratch the floor
That’s what I’m paid for !

Difficult to fall asleep
Disgusting slobber dripping on my little cheeks
It gives me the creeps !
You’ll fill my shaggy belly !

Smoking nostrils
Sniffing close to my ears
They smell the scеnt of my fear
I’m not your meal !
Your small calves arе steak to me !

I appear in silence
Vanish in a glimpse
Leave no evidence
Oh steel yourself !
From the dark I spring
To your couch I slink
You know my skills
Are to give the chills !

Let’s make a break, I’m not fake
I’m only the freak you don’t wanna take…

To bed ! Too bad…
Don’t be… so sad !
I’m so sorry
I’m not scary
Come on, hug me !
Don’t worry, be happy !

To bed ! Too bad…
Don’t be… so sad
No place for bite
You should sleep tight
I can be nice
I’ve even had a wife !

Look little girl ! Just let me give it a whirl !
To show you I’ll mimic your baby doll !
Fluffy bunnies !
Look at them bounce bounce bounce on my knees !
Play with them as you please !
Behold how I am funny !

Hilarious ! Ridiculous !
You make me laugh ! And less nervous !
I’d like to play
With you a game
Are you OK ?
You won’t feel the same !

Pillow attack !
I want to make you spit out !
My sister !
Cause I know you swallowed her !
Pumpkins and corn !
Banana split split split on the floor !
That’s not Janet at all !
Aren’t you really a monster ?