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Alan Jenkins lyrics by The Cat And Mouse Band

Woke up this morning, gone crazy in the night
Thought I was a Commie, but discovered I was right
And next, the Sudetenland tried to invade Poland
But I got it wrong somewhere, I was belfing up a polar bear

And where the hell were you, baby?
When the red man stole my breakfast board?
You were talking to Alan Jenkins
Somewhere in Leicester

Changed my name to Brian, ‘cause it sounded kinda plain
Until a banking firm misspelt it, and now they call me Brain
The unwanted child of Paul and John, I became the 26th Beatle
The one who inspired messages about dogs and killing people

And where the hell were you, baby?
When the dustman sold me frozen cat?
You were talking to Alan Jenkins
In his upstairs flat

Championed the proletariat to a June election victory
Kill all the upper classes, and then spent all their money
Set up a new society based on ability to pay
But since we found the will to live, we just sit in the sun all day

And where the hell were you, baby?
When President Kennedy lost his life?
You were talking to no one in particular
’Cause you weren’t even born then

Alan Jenkins might’ve been, but I’m not really sure when