DoorDash Killer versuri

DoorDash Killer lyrics by Super Famous Fun Time Guys, Klokwerk E

Verse 1: Billy D
Drivin’ through your neighborhood slow with hazards on
I’ma leave the car runnin’ ‘cause I won’t stay long
It takes me under ten seconds to deliver a death
I inject AIDS blood in your Panda Express
I wave by with a smile, then I’m off to the next
No blood, no motives means no suspects
I killed a family of five, I put rat poison inside
A bucket of Kentucky chicken, and they tip with their lives

Verse 2: Kyle Kombs
I drove ten fuckin’ miles, and I almost crashed
For two taco supremes and a Baja Blast
I dashed all damn day, and I’m on my last
I sneak up with the order, brokе in from the back
She said, „This is my house, why arе you inside?”
Shut up, bitch, I’m your dasher with the shake and fries
Put her in the body bag, shove her under the sink
And then I realize that I forgot the fuckin’ drink (Fuck!)

Chorus: Billy D
Just bring up the app, dog I’m on my way
The DoorDash Killer
Now what do you want and where the hell do you stay?
The DoorDash Killer
Just bring up the app, dog I’m on my way
The DoorDash Killer
Now what do you want and where the hell do you stay?
The DoorDash Killer

Verse 3: Mr 8 Legz
Y’all already know that I fuckin’ hate DoorDash
But I’ve been having urges lately, and damn it, I’m a poor ass
So I’ve been ordering up to ten times a day
Easy way to eliminate drivers and deliver their fates
So now it’s only me that’s active in this area
You want a milkshake? (Sure?) Dope, I’ll strawberry ya
Don’t bother with a tip, ‘cause shit, this is America
I’ll sip out every blood drip, my little drink carrier

Verse 4: Whipstick
I saw your order on the app screen, and horny know what that means?
You’ll get waterboarded with the soda for the next week
Should have picked a better driver, I’m just here to clap cheeks
And sadly tipping five percent means that you’re mad at me
I’ll stab you three times with this knife and large fries
I’m excited invite me so violence give rise
Inside of your life deep inside of the knife
‘Cause your body’s the check and the price I’m dividing it

Chorus: Billy D
Just bring up the app, dog I’m on my way
The DoorDash Killer
Now what do you want and where the hell do you stay?
The DoorDash Killer
Just bring up the app, dog I’m on my way
The DoorDash Killer
Now what do you want and where the hell do you stay?
The DoorDash Killer
The DoorDash Killer