Male Order | At Your Service | Playmates versuri

Versuri Sketches,Slapstick, and Sexism „Gags and Gals” (ost) (ost) & Jefferson Machamer feat. Prudence Hayes, Charles Kemper, Henry Jines, The Diabold Twins, Bourbon and Baine, Eleanor Taloott – Male Order | At Your Service | Playmates lyrics

[Male Order]

[Jefferson Machamer]
Miss Adams, take a letter.
If you’re looking for a sweetheart because you’re lonely
and you want someone to love and adore,
write a letter to our company
and we’ll send by mail just the girl you’re looking for.
[Sung:]
You’ll be more than satisfied with our selection
of the ones we’ll send for your inspection.

[Female choir:]
We’re the mail order maid you’ve ordered
by parcel post we’ve come to you.
Keep the one that you like best
and then return the rest
for any one of us will bring a thrill so new.

We’re all guaranteed romantic.
Just try one out, need stars above.
And the bride that you get from a mail order house
will come to you with kisses
and love.

[At Your Service]

If you’re looking for a maid
and you want to make a date
with a girl that’s never late,
we’re always at your service.

Large and small ones every size.
Some are dumb and some are wise.
We don’t have to advertise
that we’re always at your service.

[Female choir:]
In uniform so neat.
Each one demure and sweet.
What we serve will be a treat.
Here’s a place to eat.

So every time you make a call,
your tips may be large or small.
Sometimes they’re our num at all.
Still, we’re always at your service.

When you travel near or far,
drive up in your motor car,
you can’t sit right where you are.
But we’re always at your service.

If you order chops or steaks,
we don’t bring you griddle cakes.
We deliver in two shakes.
We’re always at your service.

It’s always been our boat.
We’re known from coast to coast.
From a pickle to a roast,
we’re the nation’s host.

We won’t pour soup down your back.
Coffee don’t taste like shellac.
This drive-in is not a shack.
And we’re always at your service.

If you’re looking for a maid
and you want to make a date
with a girl that’s never late,
we’re always at your service.

Large and small ones every size.
Some are dumb and some are wise.
We don’t have to advertise
that we’re always at your service.

[Playmates]

[Female choir:]
Playmate, come out and play with me
And bring your dollies three
Climb up my apple tree

If in the town maybe you think
you’re gonna push them $5, you’re my boy.
If you say no to heavy breakfast,
you can pack up at dispensers.
This free food will pay every three connections.
It’ll provide you erstmal food.
And I’ll always be a great guide.
And about my home country,
my best logic is
it will be theا
the very, the very best
gonna give you.
So all I can say
is video games,
it’s our way to say
thank you for your love and support.
value our business,

Climb up the hill and climb up the hill
Climb up the hill and climb up the hill
Climb up my apple tree
Look down my rain bear
Slide down my cellar door
And we’ll be jolly friends forevermore
Oh, she couldn’t come out and play
It was a sunny day
With tearful eyes she breathed a sigh
And I could hear her say
I’m sorry
Playmate, I cannot play with you
My dollies have the blues
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And the rain bear ain’t got no cellar door
But we’ll be jolly friends forevermore
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Come out and play with me
And bring your dollies three
Climb up my apple tree
Look down my rain bear
Slide down my cellar door
And we’ll be jolly friends forevermore
Oh, she couldn’t come out and play
It was a sunny day
With tearful eyes she breathed a sigh
And I could hear her say
I’m sorry, playmate
I cannot play with you
My dollies have the blue
Ain’t got no rain bell
Ain’t got no cellar door
But we’ll be jolly friends forevermore
Ain’t got no rain bell
Ain’t got no cellar door
But we’ll be jolly friends forevermore
Ain’t got no rain bell
Ain’t got no cellar door