Its Time To Get Serious About Drunk Driving versuri

Its Time To Get Serious About Drunk Driving lyrics by Sarah Herrera

Drunk driving is actually kind of fun
And it’s much easier if you think of it more
As a video game than as reality
It makes it easier to focus
When you’re really plastered

Here’s A few tips to safely and smartly drive drunk
Number one, Stay Out of the suburbs
The cops there have nothing else to do
City cops have plenty else to do besides worry
About some drunk driving ten blocks to go home
So stay in the city, or in the rural backroads

Number two, Know Your Car
Find a spot ahead of time to wеdge your elbow against the door
If a cop starts tailing you
An еlbow propped against the door
Can help you drive straight

Number three
Do Not
EVER
Drive Other Drunks Home
Why? Because people are assholes
And drunk people are bigger assholes
They will jump around in the car
They will yell out the window and harass people
They will drink while youre driving
Like it or not
And this attracts attention

And remember
Breath mints, not gum
Keep your windows defrosted and defogged
Keep your highbeams off
Stay off your phone
And If you smoke
Smoke plenty

After all
There’s usually someone out there
Much more drunk than you
Play the odds
He’ll probably get nabbed, not you