Mommy Teaches Me New Words versuri

Versuri Sam Stillerman – Mommy Teaches Me New Words lyrics

We were driving in the minivan, just me and mommy too
When a Prius cut her off and made her spill her Mountain Dew
She hit the brakes and hit the horn, she didn’t let it slide
She rolled her window halfway down and shouted loud and wide

You stupid fucking asshole with your head inside your dick
Are you drunk and deaf and blind, or are you just that fucking thick?
Oh, use your goddamn blinkers, dumbass, Jesus fucking Christ
Then my mommy sipped her Mountain Dew and muttered, „fuck my life”

I learn so many words with mommy every time we drive
She’s always teaching me new ways to tell a stranger hi
And mommy likes to make sure I have fun on every trip
And every time I learn a word, I tell it to my friends

Now we’re driving slow again, and mommy’s on her phone again
The car behind us blows their horn, and mommy says, „You want some more”
Eat my shit and die, you ugly, good-for-nothing whore
I’m gonna slam your head into my motherfucking door
And pray you aren’t alive still, ‘cause I’ll stab you in the eyes
Till you regret you ever crossed me, bitch, you worthless shit

I learn so many words with mommy every time we drive
She’s always teaching me new ways to tell a stranger hi
And mommy likes to make sure I have fun on every trip
And every time I learn a word I tell it to my friends