Hotel California (Bonnie Blue Edition - Hotel Gonorrhea) versuri

Versuri Rufus Rice – Hotel California (Bonnie Blue Edition – Hotel Gonorrhea) lyrics

In a West London hallway
1,000th place in line
Every minute getting tear gassed
With the smell of vagine

Had a peek on my snap maps
Looking for someone I knew
Saw my Cousin and my Uncle Dave
Up ahead in the queue

So, I waited and waited
Taking steps up the hall
I was making up a meter of ground
Anytime someone emptied their balls

And then six hours later
Finally, my name was called
I had practiced my humps so much
I made a dent in my wall

So I entered the doorway
With just a bally and johnny on
The room smelled like the deli counter
At my local Morrisons

There were four other nude guys
It was feeling quite gay
Bonnie spread her vag on the floor
I thought I heard it say

Welcome to the Hotel Gonorrhea
My gash is radioactive
There’s plenty of room in the Hotel Gonorrhea
The pitch is wide, we’re playing five a side
We’re better of hitting it raw in Tanzania
There’s a lower risk, of a penis itch
Im busting a nut in the Hotel Gonorrhea
1:05 til check out time