Welcome to Kingdom Hearts (Parody of Bo Burnham’s „Welcome to the Internet”) versuri

Versuri Re:T – Welcome to Kingdom Hearts (Parody of Bo Burnham's „Welcome to the Internet”) lyrics

Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! Have a look around
Anything that light of yours believes in, can be found.
We’ve got hour of stories
– Some better, some worse.
If some of it confuses you, well, you’re not the first.

Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! Open up the door.
Would you like to visit Hercules or comprehend the lore?
There’s no need to worry; it’s really not bad.
Haha!
Give us a smile, friend, we won’t make you mad.

Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! What would you desire?
Would you like to save a princess or the little wooden liar?
Be joyful, be jealous, be bursting with light!
We’ve got a million different wikis to cite.

Welcome to Kingdom Hearts! Cast your fears aside.
This boy lived inside this one, and here’s an old man, probably died.
And we’ve got Mickey, and Goofy, and Donald Duck too,
And a bunch of fanfiction of all the different Organization members fucking each other!

Welcome to Kingdom Hearts!
Hold onto your keys!
There was only one, the „Kingdom King”, and now there’s a load of these!
They are shiny and abundant. Why is it unique?
If this keeps going, then this series looks bleak!

See a boy get befriended, get offended. Love Aqua.
Riku is misunderstood and Kairi is boring blah!
Help out Roxas break some boxes!
Just help Ventus cause a ruckus!
Hey, there’s Axel! He’s obnoxious and rambunctious
Just to mock us for our-…
Here’s a really stupid person.
Where is Sora’s mom.
Eraquus is the worst master.
Who the flaming hell’s Xion!
„Which Real Org member are you ?” Take this quirky quiz!
Yen Sid sent the Heartless just – to – fuck – with -all – the kids!

Could I interest in darkness all of the time?
A little bit of the darkness all of the time?
Ansem is a godsend and Xemnas is sublime!
The darkness and more darkness all of the time!
Could I interest in darkness all of the time?
A little bit of the darkness all of the time?
Ansem is a godsend and Xemnas is sublime!
The darkness and more darkness all of the time!

You know… it wasn’t all like this.

Not very long ago, – twenty or so –
There was just one title Squaresoft could call their own.
They was Disney films, FF bits, a Keyblade or two.
We traveled worlds, our hearts unfurled
Waiting…
For you. You. Incredible you.
Mommy called you to dinner, you ignored ‘cause you know
Your friends are your power, save the world’s what you do.
Now look at you. Oh, huhuh! Look at you!
Yooooou! Yoooou!
Unstoppable, lovable.
Your heart is strong. Friends, come along.
Sora, how you greeew!
And if we stick together, who knows what we’ll do?
It was always the plan to put our fate in your hands.

Ha! Huh hahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahah!
Hahahaha!

Could I interest in darkness all of the time?
A little bit of the darkness all of the time?
Ansem is a godsend and Xemnas is sublime!
The darkness and more darkness all of the time!
Could I interest in darkness all of the time?
A little bit of the darkness all of the time?
Ansem is a godsend and Xemnas is sublime!
The darkness and more darkness all of the time!
The darkness and more darkness,
And more and more darkness,
And more and more darkness,
And more and more darkness,
And more and more darkness all of the time!