You can touch my Boobies versuri

Versuri Rachel Bloom – You can touch my Boobies lyrics

Okay kids, so this year we’re going to be preparing you for your bar and bat mitzvahs.
Now this is a very important time in a young Jewish person’s life, so I want you to focus, okay?
No slacking off. This is so important and so special. Okay? So special.

Hey Jeffrey Goldstein,
looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again.
Well that’s okay,
Cause now you’re about to have a dream,
And not just any dream, a sexy dream!

Sex.
Sex.
Sexy Sex.

Come with me Jeffrey Goldstein, to a fantasy
Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt and give yourself to me
No need to check the lock, because your parents are at Benihana
Throw away the sock, now come in close I know you wanna

We’re going to have some fun tonight,
Cause you can touch my boobies
Don’t be shy, yeah it’s allright
Cause you can touch my boobies

We’re going to have some fun tonight
Cause you can touch my boobies
Don’t be shy, yeah it’s allright
Cause you can touch my boobies

Sex, sex, sexy sex
Boner, boner, uterus

Saturday night and the music’s pumping
at the Family Funplex
We’ll lick tongues in a go-kart
And you’ll tell me fun facts about minerals

Now I’m dressed like the lady
From that cookie wrapper in the trash
I’ll show you my vagina
Which is located on my stomach somewhere

We’re going to have some fun tonight
Cause you can touch my boobies
Don’t be shy, yeah it’s allright
Cause you can touch my boobies

We’re going to have some fun tonight
Cause you can touch my boobies
Don’t be shy, yeah it’s allright
Cause you can touch my boobies

Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz?
For that you can touch my boobies

Sex, sex, sexy sex
Boner, boner, uterus
Fallopian, fallopian
The pillow in the living room

Jeffrey, this is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel
You’re disgusting, You are perverted
You have brought shame on your family
And the Jewish people
You are going to be a rapist! (Booooo..)

We’re going to have some fun tonight
Cause you can touch my boobies (Labia)
Don’t be shy, yeah it’s allright
Cause you can touch my boobies (Outer Labia)

We’re going to have some fun tonight
Cause you can touch my boobies (You Stink!)
Don’t be shy, yeah it’s allright
Cause you can touch my boobies (Put your Shmekl away!)

Sex, sex, sexy sex
Boner, boner, uterus (You can touch my Boobies)
Fallopian, fallopian (You can touch my Boobies)
(I see you staring at your dog’s pussy!)
You can touch my boobies