Because Boobs versuri

Versuri Psychostick – Because Boobs lyrics

[FANFARE INTRO]

[BASS SLAPS]

Boobs should always be in my face
So bring them over to my place
Guys know what it’s all about
Victoria, your secret’s out

All bras do is get in the way
So let your puppies out to play
Squish them boobs all up on me
(Hell, yeah)

Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly
Rounded mounds, just leave me all giggly
A couple of supple and simple delights can
Bring out a smile in every straight man
(And some chicks too..)

Now I want you to reveal what you’ve concealed
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel (Mammary glands in demand)
Glory to boobs, fleshy mountains up high
They’re so wonderful they make me want to cry

I wanna grab them, I wanna shake em
I wanna nom nom, because boobs
I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em
I wanna punch em, because boobs
Because boobs, because boobs
Because

[BASS SLAPS]

Boobidy boobidy boobs go bouncy when you dance
Worthy of a second glance
Shimmy them ladies to and fro
My happiness begins to grow

If I had a room full of boobs
That would be my favorite room
If you think your boobs just get in the way
You are wrong, boobs are great

[GUITAR RIFF]

Men with boobs I do not like
Put on a shirt and take a hike
Chicks with boobs are really cool
Especially when they’re in a pool

A’s B’s C’s are all OK
As long as they never go away
Consensual sex is alright with me
I really like your boobs

Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly
Rounded mounds, just leave me all giggly
A couple of supple and simple delights can
Bring out a smile in every straight man
(Unless you’re an ass-guy )

Now I want you to reveal what you’ve concealed
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel (Mammary glands in demand)
Thy boob be done, Cause they’re funbags of fun
A golden bosom shining brightly like the sun

I wanna grab them, I wanna shake em
I wanna nom nom, because boobs
I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em
I wanna punch em, because boobs
Because boobs

Because boobs, because, because, because
Boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob
Boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob

Now we all know where this song’s about to go
Start your engines cause it’s time to motorboat

[Motorboating the rhythm]

Don’t be a jerk, don’t you dare put them away
If you did then I wouldn’t see your boobs

Aww… Come on! Bring them back… Boobs…
YEAH! THERE’S YOUR BOOBS!
THERE THEY ARE! HELL YEAH!
Boobs