Mariogasm versuri

Mariogasm lyrics by PERP Music feat. RyFi, PurplePotato

Peach’s little peach bounces on my cock
My Johnson is solid like the motherfucking Rock
All these stars, I’m copping
Me and Dr. Mario are pill popping
*pop* *pop* *pop*
Collecting these coins, filling up my meter
Even at my Lois, I’m stroking on this Peter
Call me „Saul Goodman” the way I’m serving up subpoenas
I’m a baller on this court, and I’m shooting for mommy Rosalina

Speaking of Rosalina she got that big donk
Like the city from Odyssey
My cock is big and long
They call me „the chain,” ‘cause I always be chompin’
When I grab the metal cap, clothes ain’t the only thing that harden

Stomping scuttlebugs
Rainbow riding on the rug
The goomba is a butt plug

I BLJ’d into her booty
It just keeps gettin’ closer
It’s always Mario Day

She’s kissing Mario’s nose
He gets the hoes
But he’s still his Mario bros

We’re not done yet
We’re hopping in this tube and we’re going to level two

I am in a maze and this shit is so hazy
Caving like a spelunker and that shit cannot phase me
Mining for those diamonds and I reach to see a coin
Then I get back up and see Mario and the boys
Get my loincloth, Mario is cool and he is poppin’ off
Jump and grab a star and he can get it on
Luigi is all over me, but I don’t want the seconds
I’ll kill him with a piranha plant, and my MAC-11
PERPULA be adding me like I am a feature
In all retrospect, I am a creature

My thing is like a goomba, it is shaped like mushroom (mushroom)
Get off my ass about it, I will not fuck you, trust in you, fuckin’ up all the koopas and troopin’ them right away into the zoo
Tend to all the jams and compilate them too
All of your favorites are shitty and nasty, I’m the diamond not comin’ in rough
Gold on the chain, made by the coins that Mario shits
There’s a lot of stuff (yuh)

Lethal Lava Land, tall mountains, and shifting sand
Getting bullied by the bullies
Big heights and sand sucking me slowly
We beating the game, all the stars for me
Racing Koopa the Quick
When I beat him, Peach will suck my dick

Chilling on Cool Cool Mountain
Blowing loads on Daisy like my dick is a fountain (L is real)
Thus cave is making me feel kinda hazy
I’m doing all these shrooms, it’s kinda amazing

There’s something big in his pants
Mario’s the man
Or he is just the idea, perchance

She on my Tiny Huge Island ‘til it’s a Wet Dry World
You know? Ha ha
That’s all I’m saying
She Lakitu on my carpet cannon until I bombless
She walk on my frame ‘til my bomb clips

Yo, I just got the 100 porn star in Whomp’s Fortress
And I just hit owless, flawless
Let’s-a go!