Asscrack, Wokefuck, and Veganhoe! (Parody of „Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego” by Louis Prima) versuri

Versuri Parody – Asscrack, Wokefuck, and Veganhoe! (Parody of „Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego” by Louis Prima) lyrics

There was the King of Washington
Donald Trump was his name (That’s Right!)
He built a himself a huge golden penis
‘Cause he thought it would bring him fame (That’s right!)
He sent his lackeys to spread the news
And go throughout the land (That’s right!)
The lackeys, they slithered far and wide
To carry out the King’s command!
Yes, to carry out the King’s command!

But the leftie hipsters from California
Refused to do the King’s command!
Lord, great God almighty!
They refused to do thе King’s command!

So the soldiers seized the hipsters from California
Asscrack, Wokefuck, and Veganhoe!
Tied them up in their thongs and other garments
Asscrack, Wokefuck, and Veganhoe!
Threw them in the burning, fiery sauna!
Asscrack, Wokefuck, and Veganhoe!
Stoked up the sauna hotter than it ever was
Asscrack, Wokefuck, and Veganhoe!
`till it burned up the lackeys that had put ‘em there!
Asscrack, Wokefuck, and Veganhoe!

Well, down came a bulimic dragon (Yeah)
And she flapped her powerful wings (That’s right!)
She puked all over the burning furnace
And the hipsters, they were saved!
(Lord, great God almighty that sure was a mighty fine day!)
(Lord, great God almighty that sure was a mighty fine day!)

Well, you all heard the story of the leftie hipsters
That’s right, Brother Louis, that’s right!
And you all heard the story about the King of Washington
That’s right, Brother Louis, that’s right!
He stole him some gold and he erected a penis
That’s right, Brother Louis, that’s right!
But the hipsters wouldn’t kiss the golden penis
That’s right, Brother Louis, that’s right!
I said they wouldn’t kiss the golden penis!
Is that right? (That’s right!) That’s right! (That’s right!)
Is that right? (That’s right, that’s right, Brother Louis, that’s right!)

So the King put the hipsters in a fiery sauna (Oh!)
It was ten times hotter than it ever was (Oh!)
He poked in the door to see what was going on (Oh!)
There was the hipsters; sittin’ there, shooting up! (Oh!)
Ooh, the King got mad and sent in ICE hoodlums (Oh!)
Them cats never made it past the front door!

(Swoosh! They got wasted!)
(Lord, great God almighty that sure was a mighty fine day!)
(Lord, great God almighty that sure was a mighty fine day!)