The Anti-Elf Anthem versuri

The Anti-Elf Anthem lyrics by Oxhorn

Verse 1
Of all the men of Azeroth I must say
That my least favorite race is the elf
I’d rather have lunch with a fat ogre
Than to spend one moment with an elf
I’d rather take a slime to a homey pub
Than to toast to an elf’s health
They tall and purple and all too skinny
And of this you must be sure
That elves are the sickliest things around
And sadly there is no cure

Pre-Chours
Ooo ooo ooo ooo!

Chorus
Stay away from those crooked elves
They look like women and smell like hell
So if you would take my sound advice
Keep a distance of at least ten feet

Verse 2
I’d rather go fishing with Onyxia
Than to go fishing with an elf
I’d rather go swimming with a dead murloc
Than boating with an ugly elf
Their voices are fem and they don’t resemble men
They’re bodies are void of hair
And so I’m sure you can understand
Why they give me such a scare

Pre-Chours
Ooo ooo ooo ooo!

Chorus
Stay away from those crooked elves
They look like women and smell like hell
So if you would take my sound advice
Keep a distance of at least ten feet

Verse 3
Despite my better judgment
I once went camping with an elf
He stole my s’mores and dented my pots
And made the campground smell
Of lavender and rose buds
Such nasty smells they be
And so I threw him into the lake
Then went and had some tea
(Ha! ha! ha!)

Pre-Chours
Ooo ooo ooo ooo!

Chorus
Stay away from those crooked elves
They look like women and smell like hell
So if you would take my sound advice
Keep a distance of at least ten feet