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The Schmoze Song lyrics by Oreo Solo, The Loonatics, The Meatchewers

Sidney, sweetie, baby, you’re terrific!
Oh, my other line is ringing; can you hold?
Keanu, man, I flipped
‘Cause I’ve got the perfect script
And, believe me, you’re the only one I’ve told
Meryl, honey, darling, babe, I love ya!
It’s the perfect part; there’s no way you can fail
And that’s ‘cause you’re the best
You are way above the rest
And I understand you used to work for scale
Eisner!
Michael, green light’s right at fifty million
We’re talking Costner so we’re shopping it around
You know, the line’s around the corner
And they love it out at Warner
You don’t want to be the guy who turned it down

You gotta do the schmooze
Or else you’ll wind up being yesterday’s news
You gotta schmooze ‘em while you’re talkin’ PR
From the phone in your car
Be the guy who says that „I can make you a star!”
You gotta learn to schmooze
Tell everyone about your friend Tom Cruise
And say you recommended Cher for a part
You gave DeNiro his start
And on The Simpsons you suggested that they call the kid Bart

You did the meal; you closed the deal
You made an offer that they couldn’t refuse
And that’s the way that you schmooze!

Hey, I think I can do that!
Be my guest!
Martin Scorcese on Line Three!

Marty, babe, I’ve got this script; you’ll love it!
It’s a story no one else has ever had
You see, it comes from Hollywood
It’s about a guy who’s good
And he has to fight another guy, who’s bad
Tarantino!
Your treatment, man, is absolutely brilliant
It’s got potential and we think it’s really hot
We feel the only thing it needs
Is rewriting all the leads
And we’d like to see you try a different plot
Schwarzenegger!
Arnold, babe, there ain’t nobody like you
That action thing you absolutely own
But Zemeckis has the clout
So the backing points are out
‘Sides, we figure we can always get Stallone
Stallone? Are you kidding me?
I’ll come down there and kill you!

You gotta do the schmooze
And you can be a regular lollapalooze
Rubbing elbows with that Hollywood bunch
Eating sushi for lunch
Show the ladies your Mercedes down at Spago for brunch!

You gotta schmooze or lose
You’re on the A-list; you’re the person they choose
To make a movie that’ll beat out the rest
And be dramatically best
Get Antonio Banderas; he can show off his chest!

You wanna make it to the top and be the cream of the crop?
You can’t lose
If you learn how to schmooze!
(Phone beeping)
Is that my pager or my cell phone?

Oh, singing Ewoks! Mister Plotz will see you now
Ready?
Ready!
All right – we’re on!

This is where we go in, and it’s either we win
Or we lose
Just as long as we schmooze!