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Versuri NonsenseNH & Kasane Teto – AutoCorrection lyrics

Teto:
Late at night
Just about to type
on the search bar, looking up the right
film to watch tonight
For you see I had a film in mind
But here’s the catch
I’m in fact, lowkey
Broke. As. HELL!
Unemployed and I’m annoyed
But hey! That’s what the internet’s for so..

AI Assistant:
Hi there!

Teto:
AH! WHAT THE FUCK!

AI Assistant:
You’re in luck! ‘cause I’ll be your very own
AI Assistant
Just give me the word
And I will guarantee that I’ll be persistent

Teto:
Can’t I just do this myself?

AI Assistant:
No need! ‘Cause AI is the future
Isn’t it MORE convenient

Teto:
I mean..
You know what, sure.

AI Assistant:
Great! Let’s get started!

Teto: Pirate Bay
AI Assistant: Was it „Marmalade”?
Teto: FreeMovies.com
AI Assistant: SAFE SEARCH TURNED ON
Teto: Free torrents download
AI Assistant: Sea currents now closed
Teto: Watch movies free online
AI Assistant: No results found
Teto: Sites to watch for movies
AI Assistant: Hunt for goofy?
Teto: Movies download
AI Assistant: Gucci BORROWED
Teto: r/Piracy
AI Assistant: The SEA
Teto: Free movies?
AI Assistant: Big juicy!

Teto:
Sigh You know?
I could just look it up myself!

AI Assistant:
No need! ‘cause AI is the FUTURE

Teto:
Yeah yeah whatever
At this point
Just take me to a streaming service

AI Assistant:
Will do!

Teto: Netflix
AI Assistant: Wet lips
Teto: Peacock
AI Assistant: Pink Cock
Teto: Paramount plus
AI Assistant: Sus among us?
Teto: Oh my fucking god
Apple?
AI Assistant: Orange
Teto: HBO
AI Assistant: Ratio
Teto: Hulu
AI Assistant: Guru
Teto: DISNEY!!
AI Assistant: Kiss me?

Teto:
Just give me the link

AI Assistant:
Sure thing!

Teto:
That’s just link… from zelda

AI Assistant:
Well you asked for link!

Teto:
Not that link

AI Assistant:
Then which link?

Teto:
The link that lets me watch the fuckin’
Movie!

AI Assistant:
Well, What kind of movie?

Teto:
All I wanna watch is the movie
Kung fu Panda 3
I just wanna know
what will happen to po
if he would ever meet his fuckin’ dad
It’s all I ask

AI Assistant:
Sorry, didn’t quite catch that!

Teto:
God dammit

AI Assistant:
You seem to be down
How about a puppy video to help you

Teto:
FUCK OFF!!

AI Assistant:
Are you unsatisfied with our service?

Teto:
Yes

AI Assistant:
On a scale of 1 to 10
How was it?

Teto:
Zero

AI Assistant:
Was it bad or was it good?
Was it smiley face or frowny face?

Teto:
What the hell?

AI Assistant:
It’s going well? That’s great!

Teto:
That’s not what I

AI Assistant:
I’m happy to stay!

Teto:
Just leave me alone.

AI Assistant:
Don’t worry I’ll be here to help!

Teto:
GO! AWAY!

AI Assistant:
Just type in the bar and I’ll give you the answer

Teto:
SHUT UP! YOU DIRTY FILTHY CLANKER!

AI Assistant:
Searching for „Hill billy banter”

Teto:
YOU SON OF A

(Hill Billy Banter Sound Effect plays)

AI Assistant:
Is there anything else I could help with?

Teto:
Screw it
I’m heading to bed