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Squid Game vs Crab Game – Rap Battle lyrics by LittleFlecks, Psychube

Welcome to Psychube’s new rap battle!

Today, we got Crab Game versus Squid Game!

Draw!

Crab Game:

Yo, it’s me
The man from crab game
I’m the man from crab game
That game
Eat you up like a crab steak
Crab game
I’m the man from crab game
Crab game (uh)
We’re not the same Gi-Hun
You hear a green light
And you’re keen to run
I get a green light from Steam
And tons of famous streamers love to play as me and have fun
Damn. Even Charlie giving me clicks (Cr1TiKaL: uhuh)
That makes me a critical hit (Cr1TiKaL: uhuh)
I watched your shit on Netflix and as I еxpected…
Not evеn a single squid!
Capping a cookie-cutter
Criticism of Capitalism
Bitch, you’re a dad, forget rapping
Go look after your kid and-
Was winning stacks worth
Stacking the players as victims
But I guess either way
You’re making a killing!

Squid Game:

Player 456 Eliminated – Hahaha Just Kidding!
Is this toothpaste looking doofus
Gonna take his hand and slap me?
Your creator must’ve played a game of tug-of-war on uncanny valley
Fucking Hansy-Manny, Did you overdose on botox?
You’re grosser and provide me with way less Robux than Fish Game on Roblox
No Money, No Problems
A wise man once said
You’re fun only for toddlers, who are likely wetting their beds
You know nothing of conscience, when I know you’d sulk and whine
If you were served a well deserved law suit from the fucking Fall Guys Guys

KRRRRRRSSSHHHH – Static Noises

Billy The Puppet (Jigsaw):

Gi-Hun, I want to play a game…. (KRRRRSHHHH)
A Squid Game…..hahahaha….
I’m the clown from the SAW movies
I’m a hound, like I’m called Scooby
I’m aroused, like I SAW boobies
You have 24 Hours to retort to me (UH)
Got some jokes, if you wanna listen, who’s a clown and also a puppet that’s a politician?
If you don’t laugh, I have a gun and I’ll take the trigger and pull it
There won’t be a bullet missing
I put a bear trap on someone’s head and enacted torture for fricking fun, but if I really wanna hurt a person-
I’ll just show them your fucking English Dub

John Kramer:
I’m pretty woke, man
I couldn’t be woker
Society changed me in several ways, man
I’m like the Joker-(BANG!)

Nagito Komaeda (Danganrompa):

Oh! Objection!
Court is now in session!
It’s me, Danganronpa (I’ve never played it)
I taught you a lesson, I’m the most like the Joker
So choke on your words and overdose on my flow and vocals
I’m the evil man with the white hair, but I got two sides like the black and white bear (Monokuma)
Not even two trials would make this fight fair, you’ll go to jail, Jigsaw
Stay right there! Oh wait, I shot you
Am I the monster? Is that the twist thats been thrust upon you?
Am I evil? God, this is complex writing; My inner conflict is a metaphor for this wronged society
I’m like Jack Nicholson, from The Shining!
Damn, this has gone awry!
I will now dawn a knife and kill you and bury you
More the merrier, Shakespearean level storytelling