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Simple rules lyrics by Lenin Was A Zombie

Alright kids, today we will talk about zombies, does any of you know how to deal with that brain-eating-monsters?
Don’t worry, a simple song will help us to learn the basics
Ready? Listen up:

One – see the zombie in front
Two – close the doors behind you
Three – use everything you see
Four – never lose control
Five – chainsaws better than knifes
Six – knifes is better than kicks
Seven – never walkout without a weapon
Eigth – always aim for the head

Now repeat what i said:
One – see the zombiе in front
Two – close the doors behind you
Three – usе everything you see
Four – never lose control
Five – chainsaws better than knifes
Six – knifes is better than kicks
Seven – never walkout without a weapon
Eigth – always aim for the head

Kids, remember, your „zombie friend” is not your friend anymore
Even if it’s mom or dad
And now lets repeat the rules once again
One – see the zombie in front
Two – close the doors behind you
Three – use everything you see
Four – never lose control
Five – chainsaws better than knifes
Six – knifes is better than kicks
Seven – never walkout without a weapon
Eigth – always aim for the head

Now repeat what i said:
One – see the zombie in front
Two – close the doors behind you
Three – use everything you see
Four – never lose control
Five – chainsaws better than knifes
Six – knifes is better than kicks
Seven – never walkout without a weapon
Eigth – always aim for the head

One – see the zombie in front
Two – close the doors behind you
Three – use everything you see
Four – never lose control
Five – chainsaws better than knifes
Six – knifes is better than kicks
Seven – never walkout without a weapon
Eigth – always aim for the head

Alright kids, next time we will learn how to make a molotov coctail to burn some burn meat, hehe..
Bye-bye!