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Thin Joe lyrics by Koit

This is the story of thin Joe
Loves to mess about
He’s on the go
This is the story of thin Joe
Had a cheeky cake, then a bit more

This is the story of plump Joe
Loves a plate of chips
Sometimes he rows
This is the story of plump Joe
Had another cake, then had some more

This is the story of fat Joe
Munching on the crisps
Never says no
This is the story of fat Joe
Ate a massive cake, then ate loads more

This is the tale of obese Joe
Burgers, sausages
Crispy fried dough
This is the tale of obese Joe
Yet another cake, then so much more

This is the story of dead Joe
Stop eating cake! Exercise more!