flat footed Fred versuri

flat footed Fred lyrics by Kagada de Yegua

Verse 1
Well, let me tell you ‘bout a fairy named retard Fred
With wings that just don’t work, they’re heavy as lead
He flaps and he flutters, but he never gets high
While the fast ones fly freely through the flawless sky

Verse 2
He’s got a clinical condition, or so they say
But it’s funny watchin’ him try every day
It’s gross and it’s (censoring beep)
Also his skin is brown
We will never be good fairys
If he keeps fucking around
He hops and he hobbles
He flaps with all his might
But gravity’s a bitch
Keeps him earthbound tight

Chorus
Oh, flat-footed Fred, fucking stuck on the ground
That fucking loser, hе walk around and around
We’re loopin’ and swoopin’, but Fred can’t fly
Hе’s the saddest little (censoring beep), can’t reach the sky

Verse 3
We tell him, „Hey Fred, maybe try a kite
Or hop on a bird, it’s a free-fall flight!”
But he pouts and he mopes, with a tear in his eye
While we’re up in the clouds, kissing the sky

Chorus
Oh, flat-footed Fred, fucking stuck on the ground
That fucking loser, he walk around and around
We’re loopin’ and swoopin’, but Fred can’t fly
He’s the saddest little (censoring beep), can’t reach the sky

Bridge
Hey Fred for fuck sake
Try a fucking rope in a tree and (censoring beep)
Yourself with (censoring beep)
In a big shit monstrous (censoring beep)
In a (censoring beep)
Throughout the open canal of your mother