Vaginismus on Christmas versuri

Versuri Judy Dykeface – Vaginismus on Christmas lyrics

(Gingerbread, give me head)

Vaginismus on Christmas
Jesus Christ as my witness
Beat the pussy up
Ask the Church for forgiveness

Vaginismus on Christmas
On my knees sucking Dickmas
Presents under the tree
My pussy on your wishlist

Scissoring your bitch, wrapping gifts
Up her chimney, on her clit
Got a sleigh ride from St. Nick
Spilled my milk, my cookie’s thick

Christmas blitz, on her tits
Stuff your stocking — if it fits
Home alone, she’s feeling tight
She’s riding reindeer through the night

Spit roasted on an open fire
Low control and high desire
Tied her up and crucified her
Made her cum but she’s a crier

In the choir, at the altar
Sanctuary fornication
In a cassock, in a collar
Make her moan, Annunciation
In the chancel, with the friar
Cum together, congregation
Gold and frankincense and myrrh
Arch my back and make me purr
In the cradle, in the manger
Virgin Mary’s on vacation

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer dicks in
Fuck me faster, Donner, Blitzen
Red-nosed reindeer, go down on me
Fuck me at the Christmas party

(Take your dick out of my body!)
(I have vaginismus… on Christmas!)