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Intro lyrics by Joel Haver

Spoken Word
Narrator: What you’re about to listen to is a series of songs written by a man named Joel Haver. Many of them are sad, but you will find–
Joel: All of them are sad…
Narrator: Uh, excuse me?
Joel: Ah, just listen to the album, every song is sad
Narrator: Well, that can’t be right. I’m sure there’s a few happy little diddies in there
Joel: There aren’t
Narrator: What?
Joel: There aren’t any happy diddies, they’re all sad. It’s a sad album
Narrator: Well, I’m sorry you feel that way
Joel: I cried through the whole thing
Narrator: Well, it’s, uh, just a–
Joel: The whole time, I just listened to the whole thing and just cried
Narrator: Okay, uh, well–
Joel: It hurt!
Narrator: Well, um, each person will have their own experience
Joel: I’m leaving. Bye!
Narrator: Well, I’m sorry to that fella, if it’s sad as he says. And grab some tissues and enjoy „Beating Off in the The Notebook House”. Thank you so much