13. Si Maestra versuri

13. Si Maestra lyrics by Gregory Benjamin

Track 13
Si Maestra

The electric company and my landlord are In kawhootz!
I’m sure of it

I didn’t pay my electric bill so I just fill the
House with scented candles..

I think all the electric companies should buy up all
Candle companies for people like me

And make sure to put all the candles in the stores
With no self check out, So the clerk can just look at me
Like..

„You thought you was gonna get away that huh?”

My girlfriend thought it was so sexy, until
I tried the role play with her on thе forth night

I threw my jacket over my hеad
And said we can be ghost!

That’s when she got hip and said this isn’t a game
You need to go talk your landlord!

I went to my landlord to explain
She just threw leg on the table and
Said „Don’t act like you don’t eat grits!”

I’m like wait, I have rights
I thought I was a tenant
Turns out, I’M JUST A MUNCH!”

When I got back my girlfriend
Was play video games with my neighbor..

I’m like, what are you doing playing with his joystick!

He told me „Its not what it looks like, I almost just died!
I drank a gallon of bleach!

Why?

Exactly, I ate Katie too!

I put my hand on the back of my head and he just handed
Me a jug..

„Dog, Don’t act like you didn’t smell that fish..”

I think the phone company and convenience stores are in
Bed together!

At the CVS they are selling oxygen for twenty dollars
Did you know that

In line I have to decide between breathing and
My phone bill. This is too much economic pressure!

Got me at self checkout waiting exhale!

America, this is a real inconvenience, I had
To call Big Ben and ask him what time it is..

He just threw the phone yelled „Affleck!!!

I ducked

He said „Quit calling me! If I asked your girlfriend to text me it’s
Because I Mint it!”

WHOA, That’s an economical choice, I almost went Def after I got
My bill from AT&T!