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Real as Fuck lyrics by Grayson DeLong

Real, real, real as fuck
Real, real, real as fuck
Real, real, real as fuck
Real, real, real as fuck

You just sent me a meme where the caption was „Does anyone else swing their dick in the mirror, safe space by the way”
And the video counterpart was an elephant swinging his trunk in a clockwise rotation

Real, real, real as fuck
It’s real, It’s real, It’s real as fuck
Real, real, real as fuck
That is real, it’s so real, it is real as fuck

I just saw a meme, it was the greatest coolest meme. And the caption was „Reject modernity, embrace tradition”
But the kicker was that the picture was
Of a blonde girl and a scene girl
And I think we all know which one is

Real, real, real as fuck
Real, real, real as fuck
Real, real, real as fuck
Real, real, that is real as fuck

I just saw a picture of the blue Bubble Guppie on TikTok
I checked the comments and what do I see: a teenager the same age as me, and he was commenting: raw next question, raw next question

And I’d say that’s real, that’s real, that’s real as fuck
Real, it’s real, it’s real as fuck
I’m not even gay but that’s real as fuck
Straighter than an arrow but that’s weak-
Weak-
Real
As fuck

I just saw a meme, it was the greatest coolest meme
And it had a heart locket.. and it opened up and said „Avenged my beloved”

That’s real, it’s real, that’s real as fuck
M. Shadows, Jimmy Sullivan, it’s real as fuck
Real, real, real as fuck
Real, real as fuck

Real….
That’s so real
Real….
Everything is so real…

I went to a coffee bar and I met the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
And then life got so real, real, real as fuck
Real, real, real as fuck
Life is better with you, I can’t handle life without you…