You Jumped In The River To Avoid The Fish versuri

You Jumped In The River To Avoid The Fish lyrics by Gomrath

Well I’m a schizophrenic artist
That’s the third boob I made this week
Your aspidistra’s overgrown
And is trying to teach the radio to speak
Well you got a shock
When the front door lock ate the key
And was sick all over the floor

When you went to town to get away from life
I cried all over my nose
You dyed your hair red, your nails green
And started singing the blues
My only name is the street lock fund
But I’ve got to rush now
And try to catch the post

You started selling typhoid
Cos it spreads straight from the fridge
Well it’s typical of you
To melt treats in your hand, not in your mouth
Well you went to Francе cos you love the English
And you jumped in thе river to try to avoid the fish