Jeff The Killer vs. Slenderman versuri

Versuri Fightmarker – Jeff The Killer vs. Slenderman lyrics

[Intro: Narrator (MrCreepypasta), Announcer (Fightmarker)]
A boy stumbles into the forest, angry and confused
Feeling as though he’s been toyed with for ages, and like something was drawing him here
He wanders aimlessly until he spots what looks to be drawn on piece of paper attached to a tree
The boy looks closer and see two words scribbled horribly
„Find me”
The boy proceeds to grin

Rap Battle!
Slender Man
Versus
Jeff the Killer!

[Verse 1: Jeff The Killer (Fightmarker)]
Normally, I think those fancy clothes would be unusual
But I find it pretty suiting for your funeral
I hear resisting your blank face is a futile move
But to mе, you’re a blank slate to make bеautiful!
The Killer, skin is white, get a look
Any forest that I’m in is Jeffery’s Woods
Trust buddy, you don’t want a taste of my gore
‘Cause my stabbings made the headlines way before yours
Something Awful is right, you stirred up a Hornet’s nest
Of several dozen horrid scripts, turning lore to loitering
So I applaud Sony when that’s what they gave it
It still remained faithful, they wrote that shit with eight pages (Haha!)
You break the minds of any teen you’re approaching?
Well, I’m invincible; you can’t break what’s already broken!
There’s still one more tale for all the cults to see
When your story’s put to rest like bedtime – Go To Sleep…

[Interlude: Jeff The Killer & Slenderman (Keyblade)]
What the fuck?
Oh, you got the invitation
Uh, that’s great
You know, we were actually starting to wonder if you’d make it or not
Make it to what? Who even are these guys?
These are… These are your friends
What?
We’ve all been really worried about you
Uh, what-what did I even do?
Just take a seat and calm down (Uh…)
Perhaps I can explain further
Wait. Fuck. Is this an intervention?
Yes

[Verse 2: Slenderman, Eyeless Jack (ColeDaCole), & Ticci Toby (Azazel)]
This must be overwhelming, we didn’t want to do this
But you gave us no choice when yours recently have been stupid
So keep an open mind, we just want the best
Please hear us all out. Now you two, go ahead
When we roomed for a bit, I thought that it would be boss
‘Til you and Laughing Jack stayed up screaming at Overwatch
Your words cut deep, I was distraught when you said it
Asked me „how many fingers up?” with no way I could get it
I think about out friendship and start to imagine things
Like playing on trampolines, and then it hits back on me
I told you I got over my stuttering issue
You looked at me mockingly and said „d-d-d-d-did you?”
(Ha-Ha!) That was fucked up
That’s the type of behavior we’ve really had enough of
Before you respond, think about what we said
But please remember, we’re all still your friends

[Verse 3: Jeff the Killer]
You ever stab your little brother in the middle of the night?
Watch the life exit his eyes while wiggling the knife? (Yeah)
What, think I’m afraid to go and slash you freaks?
When I literally cut off my family?
This is the plan, right? Try to confront me?
FUCK you Toby, that stuttering shit was funny!
I remember we bonded over our familial abuse
When my dad got me Halo 3, and I wanted Black Ops 2 (FUCK!)
And Jack, I don’t like how you’re painting the past
You’re just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in your ass
And on the screaming, I was gonna ask if it was okay
‘Til I went to your bed and saw black mystery stains
That’s disgusting! And Slenderman, you’re a dick
Organizing a group fucking ambush and shit
How dare my so-called friends bully me and act so cold?!
I…I’m literally 13 years old!
My bad…

[Verse 4: Eyeless Jack, Jeff The Killer, Ticci Toby, & Slenderman]
It’s been more than a decade of your tragic excuses
I’d rather do the fucking Tails Doll challenge and lose it
Oh yeah? Well, here’s my impression of you:
Oh, I’m jackin’ my shit (Ew, that- agh, d-) Oh, I’m jackin’ my shit, ow (Stop, stop, stop, stop doing-)
It would be so easy to just say sorry for those jokes
Also, stop doing weird shit, it’s gross!
Toby, I’ll get to that in a few minutes
And, uh… They have a group chat without you in it
I’m getting tired of you, all you like to do is lie!
Yeah, like how you lied about the fucking stains you found that night
Oh, look at you two, you guys are acting crazy
You’d only be doing this if you hate me! (Ugh…)
YOU. ARE. A. FUCKING. BUM!

[Verse 5: Slenderman & The Rake (Jack Manifold)]
Ugh, I was trying to be gracious
But nothing’s getting through to you, and I’m losing my patience
You’re continuing to spiral, you don’t even fight back
Now you’re a middle-aged jobless joker wannabe like Dax
I without a second thought, let you crash at my mansion — and you trashed it
Can’t even count the times that I had to clean that shit (Ugh)
Looking back, the mess was sickening
And… DUDE, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!
Oh, big man doesn’t wanna listen to me
Big fat manchild stuck in 2014
What? Remembering Jane and the other pastas you faced with?
Well, now your newest enemy’s a job application!
Haa, look at Jack, he used to work for Sears
Now he’s bringing in stacks for his surgeon career
So when’s your next step? We’re all waiting for you
F-Fucking— Even Toby does shit too!

[Verse 6: Jeff the Killer & Slenderman]
It’s not that simple, I’m not like the rest!
Well you need to change now before there’s nothing left!
Stop it please, I’m trying my best!
My name isn’t Jack, my name Jeff
*whip* (groans of pain)
If you don’t grow up and leave this shit in the past
ME, JACK, AND TOBY WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!

[Bridge]
Time
Don’t let it pass me by
Delusions broken, you cut me wide open
Now I’m petrified
Look inside…

[Verse 7: Jeff The Killer, Eyeless Jack, & Ticci Toby]
I’m not 13 anymore; I should have realized sooner
Instead of being a stupid, gay, fat, and white loser
The mountains of issues I’d never face at all
Saying go to sleep, while in need of a wake-up call (I’M SORRY!)
Slenderman, I appreciate all of your care
Jack, I lied about the stains — in fact, I left them there
And Toby, I’m really sorry for the jokes I made
Even if my comedic timing was TOTALLY GREAT!
One day, we’ll look at what we achieved (Ha-ha!)
Basking in the wonders of our memories (Wow!)
I now see your concerns birthed from a place from love
I don’t wanna Jeff the kill anyone, I wanna Jeff the hug (Aww…)
*tearing up* Bring it in, man
Heh heh, heh- woah!
What the fuck?

[Verse 8: Slenderman]
SLENDER SICKNESS!
Coming into my wood will be your final mistake
‘Cause none of that shit was real, I lied to your face!
Just check the forums, kid, it’s clear you’ve forgotten
When you’re against The Slenderman, there is no contest
Got bullied white trying to act like me
Then you Got a Feeling, and went Black Eyed Peas
And you’ll think that choice was stupid tonight
When I throw some dirt in your eyes and fucking ruin your life!
Asked if you were beautiful as you cut through your cheekbones
Your mother and the fandom clearly didn’t think so
One asked for a gun, the other asked for a brush
Hoping to fix your fucked face into one they’d actually love (KICK IT!)
Worthless, pathetic, tasteless, gaudy
I wouldn’t even keep you as my proxy
Another child broken, my work here is finished
Maybe they’ll find you with the origin of your image

[Outro: The Rake]
Slenderman, I’m gonna be real
If you were to do some shit like this to me, I’m airing out the entire Creepypasta mansion
I don’t give a FUCK

YouTube Version
[Spoken Word: Sonic.EXE (J. Aubrey)]
„Sonic.EXE do wanna play with me?”
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„Sonic.EXE, thoughts on the rap battle?”
Uh, not my type of chili dog! Heheheheh… DOGSHIT!
„Sonic.EXE, know what weenis is?”
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