Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis (Uncensored) versuri

Versuri Eric Schwartz – Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis (Uncensored) lyrics

Keep your Jesus off my penis,
keep your Bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
and your crosses off my walls
You can keep the Virgin Mother and the Resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis,
I’ll keep my penis off of you

Well I’m frickin’ sick and tired of turning on the news
And seeing the religious rights ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children, who to love and how

Education and protection if we’re just practicing for now
So W-book, obey a book if that’s what works for you
But I don’t tell you how to pray, so don’t you tell me how to screw
Keep your Jesus off my penis, keep your Bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears and your crosses off my walls
You can keep the Virgin Mother and the Resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis, I’ll keep my penis off of you

So you were screaming bloody murder about the Taliban regime
For subjugating women and being too extreme
And basing legislation on some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here’s a mirror, have a look

And as for the Ten Commandments, they need one more at least
Thou shalt never cover up the acts of pervert priests
Well how’d they let that happen?
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway, it adds another layer to the chorus

Keep your Jesus off my penis,
keep your Bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
and your crosses off my walls
You can keep the Virgin Mother and the Resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis,
I’ll keep my penis off of you

So you’ll execute a person and then protect a single cell
But mercy killed the terminally ill and you’re going straight to hell
I don’t know much about the Word of God, far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain’t, that’s Hippochristianity

Well I am not anti-Christian before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion and joy and love and hope
And we’re all looking for that answer, some colossal cosmic cause
But who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws?
It’s just believers in the Bible that would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics, I could count them on one hand
And as for killing babies, I’ve got but one retort…
If someone raped your daughter, George, you’d beg her to abort
And if some young girl from your church shows up with child or some infection
Cause you told her what a horrid sin it was to use protection
Well, one day you’ll face the pearly gates
And what you gonna say?
When that long-haired Jewish peacenik sends your ass the other way

Saying:
„Keep your Jesus off my penis,
keep your Bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
and your crosses off my walls
You can keep the Virgin Mother and the Resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis,
I’ll keep my penis off of you.”

That’s if’n want me to