Stolas Vs. Simon versuri

Stolas Vs. Simon lyrics by Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma

Epic Rap Battles Of Sigma Season 3

Stolas Vs. Simon

BEGIN!!!

Verse 1: Stolas
Hello! It’s your boy Stolas! Simon belongs in a yard!
Yo, Simon! Watch out for those content farms!
Sprunki Incredibox? More like Sprunki Incredibly Sucks!
What’s with your instrument sounding like an 8-Bit Square, bruv?
Phase 2! Crooked Teeth! Let me go get some toothpaste?
Which flavor toothpaste? Watermelon or mint? Pick your fav!
I gotta say, your hair’s kinda cool! Makes ya look like a cool kid!
But I think it’s too put back lookin’ like it got slapped up by Will Smith!

Verse 2: Simon
My name is Simon and I got skibidi rizz
You’re an Ipad kid in ohio, have some mustard soda from Rocket Fizz
You lost all your aura! How many you ask?
10 million trillion hundred thousand! Your rhymes are wack!
Baby gronk will never rizz you, you’re in love with Blitz!
That’s your boyfriend, invite me to your wеdding, and have kids!
Wait a minute, ay yo!! What I said was sus!
I’m awesomе and brainrot! Alexa, play wheels on the bus

Verse 3: Stolas
That was a good verse, did Tunner write it for you?
I’ll punch you, and hit you in the face with glue!
You’re scarier than reversed messages in Gravity Falls
I know lots of things! Including Tunner’s number, he answers my calls.\

Verse 4: Simon
Tunner answers your calls? Blitz answers mine!
You cannot Just Look My Way! Ya looking for a fight?
Remember when I said Blitzo answers my phone?
Honestly, when I see him, I’M GONNA BREAK HIS BONES!!!

Outro
Who won?
Who’s next?
I DECIDE!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SIGMA!!!