Red Baron vs White Death versuri

Versuri Epic Rap Battles of History – Red Baron vs White Death lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE RED BARON
VERSUS
THE WHITE DEATH
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: The White Death]
I’m the greatest sniper ever, took out half a thousand surgically
If you’ve never heard of me, I did my job perfectly
You wouldn’t last a minute in the snow pits I was sitting in
I’m fatal for my homeland, like Sub-Zero, I’mma FINNISH HIM!
You kept your flying target of a plane hard to miss
You’re more full of yourself than my steaming jars of piss
But you’re second class like your first iron cross
You’re only held up as the best by the side that always lost!
You should have zagged over France, but you zigged and got your wig popped
Your whole flying circus can suck it, big top!
When duty callеd, I left Red Army ranks ripped opеn
Now it’s time to make a zombie out of this Richthofen

[Verse 2: The Red Baron]
I’m the ace of aces and I’m coming in hot
On a paskapää looking like The Phantom of the Opera
Stick to skis, your iron sights will never find me
You’re firing blindly like you let the sun get behind me!
Stalin sent you sitting ducks, your kill count’s due to luck
Your whole campaign is set to easy as fuck!
Tiptoeing around, killing weak Russian recruits
You’re a sneaky little ninja, of low hanging fruit!
Sopwith Camel free is how I like to keep the sky
Got a goblet custom made every time I greased a guy
Used up so much silver, it depleted Germany’s supply
Now I’ll leave you flat and cold like my frozen pizza pie

[Verse 3: The White Death]
Your pizza’s crap, I should battle DiGiorno
My name stands for sisu, your name’s on a porno

[Verse 4: The Red Baron]
Ugh, all your lyrical cheap shots are shoddy
They should’ve left you on that pile of dead bodies!

[Verse 5: The White Death]
I guess they didn’t cover rapping in the Dicta Boelcke
I’m blowing up your spot like the Säkkijärven Polkka (Hey!)

[Verse 6: The Red Baron]
Würmchen! You were only ever good at one thing
Tell me, how effective would you be in the spring?

[Verse 7: The White Death]
I killed more in a month than you did in your lifespan
You’re not Top Gun, you’re just another mark for the Iceman
You don’t want to fight dog, I might be droopy
But you’re the red prick who couldn’t even beat Snoopy!
I dispose of foes with my Mosin-Nagant
No scope, I let it go like a frozen savant
A little beast clicking like a reindeer bull
But I don’t pull a sleigh – I slay when I pull!

[Verse 8: The Red Baron]
Arrrrrgh! I’m a bullet through a spinning propellor; precision killer!
Once you meet the Fokkers, you’ll have never been stiller!
Häyhä! I got you all in check when my Spandaus boom out
I’ll leave your chest looking like your name: two umlauts!
I’II drop you like the shot to the jaw that you caught
Quit now, save face like your doctors could not!
They should call you White Death Wish
I just smacked the taste out your mouth like it’s the ice you hide your breath with

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
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(epic rap battles of history)

Written by: Nice Peter / EpicLLOYD / Zach Sherwin