Loona vs Roxanne Wolf versuri

Loona vs Roxanne Wolf lyrics by Epic Rap Batles of History

Intro
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
LOONA
VS
ROXANNE WOLF
BEGIN!

Verse 1: Roxanne Wolf
You’re messin’ with the best, there’s no one that can stop me
Cross me and you’ll come up short like Moxxie
You’re not Glam, you can’t rock with Roxy
This canine’s better on a hook than Foxy
I thought I was through with brats, but here comes you
Last time I checked, ? three faces, not two
Gave a nice little speech about respecting your dad
And then you would be only to kick him in the nads
Whoever made you the receptionist must be the craziest
You can handle the Fun-timеs, can’t handle a relationship
The ? should gеt you put on a leash, bitch
I got the healthy style?, these shots will leave you speechless

Verse 2: Loona
Sorry, but who the fuck is this poser?
Some here little sexbot for freaks to drool over? (Eugh)
Pass me a bottle of Beezlejuice
I absolutely cannot deal with this bitch sober
Man, I don’t even know where to start
When your ass got crashed by a Mario Kart
Then they took you apart, left you blinded and broken
Now your scrap is worth less than Freddy Fazbear tokens
Buuut I guess that matches your self-esteem
Like, who the fuck made the first body-dysmorphic machine?
I’m killin’ Fazer Blast, freeze you when you’re ? glitch
Why don’t you run back to your dressing room and cry like a bitch?

Verse 3: Roxanne Wolf
How’d you come in here hungover but still got no bars?
It’s like you’re back in LA the way I’ll leave you seeing stars (Haha)
You can’t outplay me, we’re not the same
I’m on the stage every night, when’s the last time you sang?
I’ll knot ya more than your ear if you don’t go ahead and zip your lips
The only time you’re sick is when you’re diagnosed with syphilis
You will stay alone as the pathetic brainless orphan
And fuck adoption, you should’ve been put up for abortion

Verse 4: Loona and Blitzo
Alright, who’s this bitch harassing my Loony Toony?
I’m fine! She’s the least threatening mutt since Scooby!
This ? can’t even entertain us
She’s probably got more bugs than her fucking game does!
You’re acting like a Queen Bee, you’re a spineless pansy
Your verse is coded more fucked than cotton candy
Now I’ve left you in Ruins, drop the mic harder than Cassie
For all I care, the both of you can go ride in my trash heap

Outro
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF
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