UNEMPLOYED LIFESTYLE versuri

UNEMPLOYED LIFESTYLE lyrics by edmondx

Intro
Yeah, yeah
I don’t got a job and I’m living in a basement
Never gonna stress cause I never gotta clock in
Never gonna sign a job application
(Yeah, my lifestyle!)
Every day of my life is like a new vacation (yeah)
Never gonna try and I’m never gonna lock in
I’m not gonna sign a job application

Verse 1
Mom said I need to move out right now
I’m dedicated to the unemployed lifestyle
I promise that you’ll never see me going to work
Just talking ‘bout a job made my head hurt
I would ban every job if I worked at the White House (yeah)
But that’s a job too, so I don’t know quite how
I’m never gonna work for a minimum wage
I got my weekends on my weekdays
(Yeah)

Verse 2
My family full of hard workers
They think that I’m going out sad
I’m Eddyx, I can’t go to work
I gotta break the family curse
I’m gonna let down my ancestors
I can’t get caught going to that
I’m thinkin bout labor
I’m disturbed
Laying in beds is what I prefer
(Yeah)

Chorus
I don’t want no occupation, can’t employ me, hell no (Nah)
If employment was a person, I’d write their name in my Death Note (Yuh)
I don’t need a career or a profession at all (No)
I get all my money on my birthday from my grandma
Shout out grandma, shout out grammy
I hope every workplace wanna ban me
I don’t need a job I’ll live off my family (Okay)
If you’re unemployed, then I know you understand me
(Let’s go)
Mom said I need to move out right now, and I don’t wanna pay rent to my mom
I’m dedicated to the unemployed lifestyle
So why you still telling me to get a job?

Verse 3
Just give up now it’s end of discussion (Yuh)
Telling me to get a job getting you nothing (Yuh)
Laid-back lifestyle I’m not rushing
And if you got a job then I think you’re disgusting
Yeah, I’m in first place you’re in a workplace
I’m not gonna punch in, but I might punch your face
I’m unemployed, chilling, doing nothing on a Thursday
I don’t go to work and I don’t even leave the driveway

Verse 4
No help, I don’t need it, I got this
I’m Edmondx and I’m proud that I’m jobless
I don’t gotta wake up early like you
If I had to work, I don’t know what I’d do
If you go to work, I know you’re robotic
‘Cause being productive to me is idiotic (Yuh)
I don’t gotta wake up early like you
If I had to work, I don’t know what I’d do

Bridge
I’m indisputable, it is what it is
You in a cubicle throwing a fit
I’m pulling all nighters and I’m getting lit
You go to bed early cause you got a shift in the morning (hahaha)
Your job look boring
What do I do all day?
Nun your biz
Yeah, unemployed lifestyle
I love this
You working your ass off while I’m in my bed snoring
(Oh yeah)

Chorus-Variated
I don’t need a job ‘cause I leech off of my parents
My friend told me „Get a job,” I had to cut him off
I don’t need a job ‘cause I leech off of my parents
No, I’m not gonna work for anyone ‘cause I’m a boss

Outro
Yeah, dedicated to the Unemployed Lifestyle
Yuh
Yeah, dedicated to the Unemployed Lifestyle