The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game versuri

Versuri Eddiefrb & The Stupendium – The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game lyrics

[Intro – Eddiefrb]
Animation vs. Anything
A duck walked up to the microphone stand, and he said to the goose running the stand:

[Verse 1 – Eddiefrb as the Duck]
Hey!
I don’t think you’ll be much competition for me
I mean, my animator was literally in ERB
You see, I’m ‘bout to run amok on this inferior schmuck
You wanna fuck with duck?
Then sir, you are out of luck
A decade on the web and I’m still going strong
While you’re only getting bread from grandmas at the pond
For a month or two, this indie had a barely-trend phase
Then its players waddled away ‘til the very next game, ay!

[Verse 2 – The Stupendium as the Goose]
You’re playing the original Goose Game
Face-to-face, ain’t a wild goose chase
Usain Bolt how I swoop into your roost,
Lay with your mother ‘til she’s laying my goose egg
(Oh, good heavens!)
Then the next Tuesday, back to your pond, and grabbed ya mum’s honkers
(She’s my sidepiece)
Now that’s my new option, hatched
Now you’ve got a batch of new offspring!
It’s your chance ‘cause that’s who you ought
To ask to view all your tacky new ccontent
I’m the gold standard, fans that aren’t toddlers
You don’t take silver, you’re repping COPPA
Back to your momma, in case you haven’t heard,
She’s going down when I pipe her, like Flappy Bird
So while you’re out of the nest being a nuisance
Rest assured, I’ve got your mum on my to-do list

[Verse 3 – Eddiefrb as the Duck]
You call this co-op? Bro, you bom-bom-BOMBED!
After that verse, call this battle „The Swan Song”
We may be birds of a feather, but I’m unrivaled
I’d say I take names but you’re already Untitled!
I’m your childhood, spanning generations of nostalgia
You’re a stock image, you only leave marks when they’re with water
Everything you have inside and outside your game is stolen
Buddy, biting off Goat Simulator doesn’t make you goated
So suck a pair o’deez NUTS while I’m making stacks
They printed me on paperback and I still made my paper back
Call it a gender reveal, I light you up
Then I burn your House-House down
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[Verse 4 – The Stupendium as the Goose]
Well, I do have all day, but you’re not worth my time
I take it you want grapes ‘cause all you’re doing is wine
So go back to your fruity little lemonade quest
‘Cause I don’t mean the groundskeeper when I’m making hoes wet!
(Honk, honk!)
You bump into Goose bumping, you’ll get goosebumps
Bitch, you suck
You’re the anthem of middle school lunch
Well it appears you’ve been defeated, let me ring the bell
I’ll leave a walkie-t-alkie here so I can ring your belle