That Fart left a Mark versuri

Versuri Dumpster Grooves – That Fart left a Mark lyrics

Sunday morning, put on my white suit, clean and pressed
Yeah, Sunday morning, put on my white suit, clean and pressed
Headed down to church, lookin’ like the very best

Sittin’ in the pew while the preacher preached on high
Yeah, sittin’ in the pew while the preacher preached on high
Felt a rumblin’ down below from that dana food last night

Couldn’t hold it in no more, Lord, I done gambled and lost, yeah..
Couldn’t hold it in no more, I done gambled and lost
Thought I could trust it, but that gamble tore me apart
Now there’s a skid mark in my britches, yeah, that fart left a mark

Then the smell hit the congregation like a dead animal rottin’ away
Yeah, the smell hit them people like a dead animal rottin’ away
Folks started gaggin’ and chokin’, coverin’ their face in dismay

Looked down at my white suit, saw brown stains spreadin’ wide
Yeah, looked down at my white suit, saw stains spreadin’ wide
Tried to cover it with my handbook, but there ain’t nowhere to hide

That fart left a mark, got a nuisance in my pants
That fart left a mark, stained my fancy pants

That wasn’t just a fart, Lord that there was a Shart
Now the whole church knows my business
Yeah, that fart left a mark
(Mmmmhh..)

Can’t show my face in church no more
That fart ruined everything (Mmmmhhh..)
Lord have mercy, that damn fart left a mark

[OUTRO]